Maybeemayhem - Welcome To The ?

to all the haters who call his forehead ‘bald’ and ‘moldy’, ummmm…..look at the follicles?!

it's impossible to write cyberpunk fiction any more

guess who's embarrassingly proud of learning how to do a dodgy back stitch to patch a seam

it's me, i'm learning basic life skills at 24 lets fucking go

Holy shit you’re still a kid stop worrying about not being a lesbian in high school. Gay drama’s the same at all ages. You didn’t miss a damn thing.

This actually kinda pisses me off, you dont get to tell me i didn't miss anything when i was a husk of a person walking around in some sad dudes body one slip up away from killing myself

Sure being a girl in highschool probably would have sucked as well but why am i not allowed to dream about that life

Seriously im sick of mentioning an experience im sad i didnt get and people going "oh it actually sucks dont worry" fuck off i didnt get to be a real person in highschool.

I dont care if something sucked maybe I still want that experience even if it was shit

real and true

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

whatever. goad my scarab