Pick Your Poison LMAOOO

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Ah yes, time to return to a singular moment from the past, standing like a boulder at the edge of my memory shore

Assuredly I will be able to revisit it always. What could possibly do away with so solid a thing as this? The gentle lapping of the sea of time?

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

sometimes you're full sobbing because you're caught between never being able to live the life you want but also not wanting to kill yourself, and then about 12 hours later you're giggling because the character customisation in a game is cute. This is simply the way of the world

update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous