Told A Joke So Good It Made The Suicide Hotline Lady Laugh For Like 30 Seconds Straight

Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

Of all the "Answers" to the Fermi Paradox, I think the one that fills me with the most sorrow is the "Early Bird" answer. Because there is nothing we can do about it.

Our galaxy is still in one of it's earliest generations of stars that could have life bearing planets. So we just got here too fast compared to everyone else. Like a child so eager and excited to rush outside and play with the other kids of the neighborhood...only to find every other house on every street is empty.

god. wow. yeah

honestly i despise drag if not for the Yknow but also for the constant "oh you're queer? do you like drag? do you wanna go to a drag bar? have you ever done drag?" barrage the second anyone learns im a trans woman

nice selfie dude this will go hard as a haggard pretransition photo👍

he sure did apply a "love the sinner hate the sin" approach to queer and especially trans people that everyone tried gaslighting you into thinking was radical acceptance