Maybeemayhem - Welcome To The ?

When I was in Kindergarten, near the start of the year, my teacher had us all write our names on thin strips of paper.

We took those bits of paper and linked them into a big chain, each strip made into a circle and sealed with glue, such that everyone in the class had their name form part of our "class chain". We were all connected.

When anyone broke the rules, if it was bad enough or often enough, our teacher would call the offender up in front of everyone, and have them ceremoniously cut the strip with their name on it, so they were removed from the chain, and the chain was permanently damaged.

Needless to say, this was intimidating and scary at the time, and absolutely horrifying and fucked up looking back, and I have no idea what psychological torture shit my teacher was on, but jesus

through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

Animal, whose life is so difficult and hard because I don't spend my entire day petting her

I love you forever chipmunks on 16 speed, you were the soundtrack to my recurring gender crises when I was 19-21 <33333

honestly insane how good the 16 speed chipmunks version of heaven is a place on earth is

anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

good evening

19 months into transition, it's a new year, I'm voice training every day in 2025 like I should have done last year

1 day down, 364 to go. Today was about 2.5 hours of chatting in a voice call while I played some video games, getting the muscles used to new positioning long term. Voice is still really rough, but it's an okay start.