New Year's Resolutions

Of all the "Answers" to the Fermi Paradox, I think the one that fills me with the most sorrow is the "Early Bird" answer. Because there is nothing we can do about it.

Our galaxy is still in one of it's earliest generations of stars that could have life bearing planets. So we just got here too fast compared to everyone else. Like a child so eager and excited to rush outside and play with the other kids of the neighborhood...only to find every other house on every street is empty.

god. wow. yeah

they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

me: every time my back pain flares up i feel like an 80 year old woman

80 year old woman: every time my back pain flares up i feel like a 22yo transsexual on the internet

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

sorry for being cute and earnest and silly I’ll try harder to be more nonchalant and unbothered and mysterious