SHE Was A Punk. HE Did Ballet. #woke #truelove

“but my girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I started hrt…” FUCKING LEAVE HER THEN!!

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever not been abandoned

So crazy that doing stuff you don’t want to do in the moment is actually the key to long-term joy.

just fought some cunt, called himself "the rainbow goblin". he goes "im like if the green goblin was a poofta"