Maybeemayhem - Welcome To The ?

Traumatized little weirdo reporting for duty at the overthinking and self sabotaging factory 🫡

your life is not an optimization problem

anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

Hint

by my count I'm at 4 and I've got two fucking years left

i beg to sniffer

I loveee fantasy settings doing magical exhaustion:

burnt out pyromancers emitting steam and smoke

tired cryomancers shivering with visible foggy breath

weary necromancers looking ill and hearing voices

frazzled healers receiving the same cuts, bruises, and injuries of their patients

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken