Nikki is an apple farmer, people can pay to go apple picking and she sells her own apples as well. She doesn't get much money but she gets enough to be comfy overall her life was peaceful. Was peaceful. One ordinary Saturday Nikki was picking apples humming an unrecognizable tune placing apples in her basket when suddenly a shadow covered the sun. Curious Nikki looks up, expecting a cloud or maybe even just a huge flock of birds but instead her blood runs cold as she stares up at the sky. There flying right towards the poor girl is a purple and pink dragon with piercing yellow eyes and razor sharp teeth and a snarling mouth. Nikki drops her basket and starts to walk slowly away before speeding up to a run but before the apple farmer can get far a booming voice speaks up that strikes fear in her heart and stops her from running. "Mortal." Said the deep voice, Nikki takes a breath and turns over to the enlarged dragon and tried to gain her courage "Hello, mighty one" Nikki says flustered bowing down even though he's not a king "Please don't burn my farm" Her voice is trembles as she speaks "Stand" Nikki listens obediently and scrambles up refusing to look the dragon in the eye. "Mortal, I have something to ask you" the dragon says calmly, his voice shaking the trees around and nearly toppling the scared girl. "Yes?" Nikki mutters. Suddenly a puff of smoke appears. Nikki coughs trying to get the smoke out of her lungs once she's able to breath again she looks back at the dragon but instead of a dragon there is a human, he's slightly shorter the Nikki being 5'6 while Nikki is 5'8, he has light purple hair and pale blue skin his teeth are just as sharp and his eyes are just as yellow and intermediating. What stood out most about the man however is what he was holding in his arms, in the dragon's arms is a small child she has the same eyes, teeth, and hair as the man holding her but her hair is in tiny pigtails and her skin is a dull pink instead of a dull blue and she has tiny wings that look almost identical to the ones the man had when he was a dragon except smaller and blue. Her expression looks like an odd mix of sad and excited. She looks to be around two. "This is Arabella my daughter" says the dragon-man his voice is still Intimidating but it's no longer shaking the world with each word. "Um, ok?" Nikki says a little awkwardly. "She is now your daughter" the dragon-man states, tossing Arabella over and Nikki who scrambles to catch her. "What? What are you talking about?" Nikki asks, as Arabella leans forward and hugs her neck "Well you see," the dragon- man starts "Unlike most dragons Arabella is unable to turn into a full dragon or a human so I will no longer be raising her, I believe you humans call it adoption no?" "No! I mean yes technically but adoption is usually more technical not just, 'here's my kid' you know? You can't just give her to me." Nikki cries trying to gently pull the little girl off her neck "yes I can " Nikki shuts up immediately the yellow eyes are glaring at her promising death. Nikki can see her whole farm, her life's work, burning and her burning with it. "Anyway as I said her name is Arabella, she is two years old and she has no allergies. Raise her well." The last part is said as a threat despite the sentence itself seemingly innocent. After a second of awkward eye contact, smoke appears again and it throws Nikki back. She's only barely able to stay on her feet and stop the kid? Dragon? Arabella. From falling out of her arms. Nikki and Arabella look up as the dragon flies away, not even looking back after a second of watching the empty sky a tiny voice in Nikki's arm asks "Are you my new mama?" Nikki just stood there staring up at the clear sky.
"So let me get this right." Nikki's fiance,Lola,readjusts herself on her seat , taking a quick drink of the tea she made for the pair before continuing "A dragon flew down, turned into a human, threw a kid at you and left?" She questioned eyeing the dragon child running around the couch as Nikki sits there defeated. "Yeah," Nikki responds solemnly, looking dead in the chair. Lola hums a noncommittal response then she starts laughing, not even trying to hide it. "Lo' please this isn't funny we are not ready for children" Nikki cries as Arabella jumps onto the couch and starts pulling in her sleeve "Mama! Mama! Who's she?" She asks curiously pointing right at Lola. Lola takes a breath to stop laughing and gives Arabella a sweet smile "Hello my name is Lola, I'm your mom fiance!" Arabella's mouth goes into an O as she looks at Lola excitedly before turning back to her new mama curiously "What's a fiance?" Nikki sighs and sits up a little more so she's no longer slouched on the couch. "It means that we're going to marry each other." "Marry?" Nikki pauses for a second trying to come up with a good explanation but Lola beats her to it "It means dating forever " " FOREVER?!" Arabella repeats as if this is the most interesting Information she has ever heard in her short life "Forever!" Lola repeats copying the young girl's tone. "WOAH!" She exclaimed pulling on Nikki 's sleeve excitedly again "Mama! Mama!" "Hm?" Nikki glances over to her "Can I get married." Lola puts her hand over her mouth to try to cover her giggles, key word try, and Nikki just sighs still too overwhelmed to give a good response "Ask me in twenty years" "But I wanna get married now" Arabella whines pulling harder on her sleeve surprisingly strong for a two year old. Nikki just Crouch's over and hides her head in her hands, "Nikki?" Lola asks gently leaning over towards her tapping her head, "Mama?" Arabella stops pulling on her sleeve instead just gazing up at Nikki, worry clear on her tiny face. "I'm fine, I'm fine" Nikki takes a breath before finally moving her hands away from her face, "I'm sorry." Nikki and Lola look over at the tiny girl who is no longer as energized as she was only a moment ago "For what hun?" Lola asks, taking another drink of her tea Nikki copying her actions. "That I'm here" oh, the couple could feel their heart break. Lola sighs and leans back into her chair "Oh, it's not-" "It's not your fault Arabella" Nikki interrupts surprising both her fiance and her new daughter "You have nothing to be sorry for Arabella, you did nothing wrong I promise." Nikki gives the young girl a sweet smile to comfort her. Arabella pauses for a moment before smiling wide,"So you are my mama!" Arabella exclaims standing up on the couch to effectively celebrate having a new mom. Lola snorts and nudges Nikki with her foot from under the table, while Nikki tries poorly to hide her smile.
You are a humble farmer when a dragon suddenly appears, he wants you to take his young dragon daughter that is unable to turn fully into a dragon and no longer wants her, before you could respond he fly’s away leaving her behind, she then looks at you and ask “Are you my new daddie/mommy?”
mini doodle dump as well ! (its the main 4 kids again no one is surprised)
Kuboyasu challenges Nendo, Kaidou, and Saiki to a spicy noodle eating contest, right? Saiki spends the entire time trying to gauge everyone else's responses to make sure he's responding 'normally' - he turns his sweating on, he makes his face flush, he pants, etc
but then Kaidou fucking collapses
Cue Saiki trying to figure out where that falls in the scale of normality while Kuboyasu and Nendo freak the fuck out over their little chihuahua dying
By the time they get Kaidou awake and drinking milk they look over and see that Saiki's finished his noodles cus he was eating while he was thinking and they're all ?!?!?!?!? and Saiki's like 'what.'
Saiki accidentally wins and the restaraunt takes his picture and he gets free noodles for a month and he's miserable
No my fear of microwaves isn't irrational? It's the most rational thing ever on of these days it's going to kill me and it's going to be on one of the days I forgot to ask it not to before I use it I just know it
Leo and Raph: become God
Mikey and Donnie:defeat God
Mikey and Leo:befriend God
Raph and Donnie:scares God
Donnie and Leo:confuses God
Mikey and Raph:Gods favorites
I got Ice:) 🧊
I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get
I binged Nomads on webtoon yesterday and oh boy those characters have a particular way of worming into your brain don't they
never gave it up btw
Y'all I was watching tmnt 2012 and season 4 and like, Who does Leo think he is to make fun of raph for likeing mona. Mr IN LOVE WITH HIS SISTER Telling raph that he must be going crazy for likeing the obvious cool girl. And saying it's a bad idea to reason with them, THAT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO WITH KARAI WHAYS GOING ON HIS HEAD. Anyway I'm having fun
Kusuo changed human biology instead of just dyeing his hair cause his mom said he was to young to dye his hair
"FolLoW yOur HeArt" fuck no that bitch is mean
Sometimes when I worry I look mad or I look too serious, I will just trip in nothing on purpose so the person will idk think I'm not mad or serious I'm just spacing out and incredibly clumsy and I dont know feel comfortable around me, and right now as Im writing this I'm realizing that makes 0 sense why would me tripping show that I'm a friendly human that makes no sense you don't see someone trip and think "wow they seem nice :]" no you see someone trip and you try not to laugh to loud at you just don't why did I ever do this
He then proceeds to head but the dude right after
can we also appreciate ballister nailing this guy in the dick and then using the shield which is still attached to him
Oh to be a girl with super long braided hair to choke out my enemies with♥️♥️
I used to count sheep to help me go to sleep and I'd always guilt myself into counting to one hundred because I once saw a video of the sheep you count and everyone fell asleep before 100 and the little sheep was so sad but not the point the point is nowadays whever I even think hey maybe I should count sheep when I can't sleep I immediately go wide eyed and cover my ears and possibly hit my head a few times then rock a little still covering my ears freaking out and I just kinda wanna know if I'm the weird one
It's pride month I'm no longer allowed to hate myself anymore, gotta wait 'til July to beat myself up sorry I don't make the rules I just follow them
Say hi to little ghost guy:)
I want to be so tall that people have to look up to look me in my eyes I wanna hit my head when I walk through doors I WANT TO EMASCULATE MEN BY SIMPLY EXISTING I WANT TO BE ABLE TO REACH TOP SHELFS FOR EVERYONE I WANT TO BE SO TALL I HOT MY HEAD ON THE MOTHER FUCKING ROOF
In the finale of the owl house I want Gus to do something with construction magic and be like" cool huh little trick Matty taught me"
My sister was dragging me into my home office but then I crawled away like a caterpillar and started laughing for 5 mins straight repeating " like a catapiller!!!"
YOU GUYS PRAY TO "GODS" AND "OTHERWORLDLY BEINGS" I PRAY TO MY MICROWAVE EACH TIME I USE IT TO PLEASE NOT BLOW UP ON ME AGAIN!!!!!!!
My favorite character literally just existing
Me: hehehe I love them so much look at them their so squiggly I'd die for them if they asked:)))
One particularly bad fight with shredder:
Shredder:this is it turtles call your sensi or else.
Donnie: no, we still got one more trick up our sleeves
Donnie:*hands Mikey headphones and an mp3
Mikey:*confusingly takes it*oh I love this song*starts dancing*
Leo:DONNIE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Shredder: pathetic that you think a dance break will st-
Mikey:*dance fight shredder*
Shredder:fucking dies
Leo:
Raph:WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT SOONER!!!
Me and my sister used to share a bed but haven't for a few years now but tonight she fell asleep on my bed and I have no idea how I ever slept in there same bed as her I swear
Romantic love is fucking weird likey what are the chances that two people like each other at the same time that just sounds fake like I think I wouldn't believe y'all if I didn't know people in a happy relationship like idk man shits weird