Interesting I would also like to add to this that maybe Stanford still doesn’t believe what his father told him and makes it his mission to look for his brother that is an impossible task which slowly drives him insane
Alright hear me out…just…J-JUST HEAR ME OUT!
What if Stanley Pines never existed and Stanford was an only child but to him he wasn’t to him he was born with a twin.
Allow me to elaborate
As long as Stanford could remember he always had a twin brother they did everything together Stanley protected him from bullies, comforted him, helped him with the Stan-O-War. Everything goes almost according to cannon but one thing is missing and thats Stanley because he is just a physical manifestation of Stanford’s imagination that means only Ford can see Stanley but he assumes everyone else can too, and well his parents didn’t see much to be concerned about a lot of kids Ford’s age had imaginary friends so they…mostly Caryn let her son believe while she forced Filbrick to also play along because Stanford is just a kid.
But everything comes to a head when the science fair rolls around and for once it wasn’t tampered with by any human anyway, but more along the lines of a rat chewing the wires but Stanford is admit that Stanley sabotaged his project but his twin brother so when he heads home madder then a hornet and excepting to see Stanley there but his brother is no where to be found so he tells his parents and well…lets just say Filbrick didn’t take the information well assuming that Stanford destroyed his own project and costing them potential millions, he decides to finally shatter Stanford’s whole world by telling him Stanley never existed.
Now Stanford is mad at his brother sure but even he thinks his father saying Stanley no longer exists is a bit harsh and argues with his father till Filbrick takes out a photo album and slams it open on the coffee table revealing a bunch of pictures which were supposed to be of Stanford and Stanley but something wasn’t right…
Stanford’s blood would run cold when he sees he is alone in every picture Stanley isn’t were he is supposed to be which can’t be right because he knows his brother was there he remembers everything they did together his father had to have tampered with the pictures!
Long story short Stanford is kicked out of the house he is no longer considered a Pines due to his stupidity as his father puts it.
Feel free to expand on this if you like, this all was just something i thought of during the night and just had to get it out there
You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
Look at this distinguished gentleman just listening to the radio and enjoying the fresh air
This just seemed like a lot of fun to do, plus this is honestly accurate
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Sneak peek of what im working on, i don’t know what im gonna call this Stanford or an au for him but i have a small idea
billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^
(Ok i lied its not hypothetical…watch ou- too late)
A plus sized young man with black fading to a brownish red curly almost afro styled hair with bangs that usually covered his cognac eyes wearing a galaxy hoodie, a pair of worn ripped jeans, and purple sneakers was chasing after his dog(?) calling out to it trying to get it to stop but he’s not fast enough because the dog(?) has now tackled a person which just make the young man’s anxiety spike.
“Astral no! Down girl down!” He would call out looping his fingers underneath the dog’s(?) collar and yanking it back or at least attempting to, the strange dog seemed almost twice the size of a great dane “I’m so sorry about this sir, are you alright?” He would ask finally managing to pull the dog(?) off of Stanford only to then hold his hand out in an attempt to help the poor man up.
“I promise she means no harm she just doesn’t realize how big she is and just gets excited easily.”
Question Stanford, hypothetical how would you react if by chance you were tackled by a green and teal fur, with four magenta eyes, lime horns, sabertooth fanged dog(?)…hypothetically speaking of course! Ehehe
“I… what?"
"I mean… I should be fine with it as long as it doesn’t pose a threat to me, or my friends I suppose. That’s certainly an… unusual way to describe a specimen.”
"I don't think anything like it currently even exists, at least not to my knowledge."
My favorite headcannon what we all collectively agree on is that Stanford purrs, he just the best and deserves some love after all the suffering he has been through. 🥰🥹
A special Valentine delivery for ya’ll ❤️😍
God I need this man to love and cherish me Who said that?!
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