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Wilbur and Tommy's book, "TommyInnit Says...The Quote Book" will be released on October 13 according to their publisher's website! Description:

A laugh-out-loud Best Of selection of TommyInnit’s most zany and crazy quotes plus much more, curated by Wilbur Soot – a must-have collectible edition for every TommyInnit fan.

‘In all honesty, I think I’d be a pretty bad shark‘ ‘What if God was just legs?‘ ‘There’s only so many green up arrows you can get before your heart becomes one big red YouTube down arrow’

Ask any teenager and they will have heard of TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot. For the last three years, Tom Simons aka TommyInnit, has been mouthing off on the internet to anyone who will listen. So far, that’s over 40 million followers. And Wilbur Soot, his surrogate big brother, has been right by his side.

Known and loved for his funny and absurd sayings, Tom has covered a wealth of topics, from Minecraft to America, and from dating to pet-care. And his fans can’t get enough. Now, for the first time, you can read his wisdom, jokes and missteps in TommyInnit Says… The Quote Book: a funny, collectible edition of TommyInnit’s most abstract and absurd sayings and quotes which will appeal to his millions of fans. Curated and edited by Wilbur Soot, it will be the perfect Christmas gift for Inniters everywhere.

Featuring: *A Day in the Life * Tommy’s Educational Segment * Life Advice from Wilbur * Love Poems * Insights into Tommy and Wilbur’s world … and much more.

ATTENTION ALL HOMOPHOBIC PARENTS

This–

–is not going away.

You can try all you want to get rid of it.

You can try to demand the network takedown shows that allow this.

You can try to ban your children from watching those shows.

You can even try to take the TV away and demand your children read a book.

But here’s what you can’t take away.

You’ve told your kids their entire life that this is wrong, perverted, and disgusting. The worst part being that your kid is even like the characters above.

But for a brief moment, they were told the opposite was true.

They were told that there is nothing wrong with who they are or who they like.

They were told that this one thing about them doesn’t change who they are.

They were told that in this dumpster fire of a planet, that they are not alone.

And at that moment, they are happy and at peace.

And you can’t take that away.

Again, you can try, and for a while, it might seem like you succeeded.

But your child will always come back to that moment.

Hell, your child might even make stories of their own, featuring characters that can give the same feeling they felt all those years ago.

And kids who will see those characters will continue to make more themselves.

To make others feel like they are heard in a way they never did before seeing some goofy cartoon aimed at children.

And that’s why this isn’t going away.

No matter how badly you want it to.

so we know Rachel is super famous and Piper probably is too and then Percy blew up a monument and was kidnapped, and Jason and Thalia are the missing children of a movie star. What if people started seeing the others on like Rachel and Pipers social media and it started a conspiracy theory thing. What r ur thoughts?

THE DRAMA. Wait. I have.... A mini-fic idea. Stay with me.

- Meet Agent Harris, FBI. He has been assigned to Jason Grace’s missing person case. High profile, obviously.

- It's a weird case. Mom mentally unstable. Sister an outcast. Dad in and out. There are a few pictures of them, but oddly enough the guy sometimes looks like two different people? Twins maybe? She won't say. Best guess is that she accidentally killed the kid and hid the body.

- Well, shit. Daughter is gone too. Celebrities, right? Can't control their own children. Probably off to look for her brother. Unlike Jason, there's been sightings of the girl. She's apparently found other runaways to keep her company.

- Okay... So she's fallen completely off the map. Strange. He was onto something. Luckily, he has a new partner to help him on the case. Should be good.

- It's been years and nothing. NOTHING. Officially, it's a cold case, but weird stuff is happening. Harris can't let it go. He's digging up old cold cases and the father? He’s appeared in a couple now. The weird part is that they are all so far in the past. How is that possible?

- It's fine. He got assigned to a new case. A child terrorist? Come on. That's all media hype. It's - wait a goddamn second. That girl and boy... WERENT THEY ON THE RUN WITH THALIA GRACE?!

- The girl? Definitely. The boy? Maybe...? He looks only a little older than when he first saw him. How can anyone age that slowly? And wasn't there another blonde boy somewhere?

- This fugitive kid is actually a kidnapped child. Shocker. Harris wasn't able to get there in time to interview him personally. Local police are useless.

- wtf there is a conspiracy theory blog about Jason Grace? Sightings in California? No way. Still, it’s a lead.

- HOLY FUCK IS THAT THALIA FUCKING GRACE?!?? Why does she look 15??? Shouldn't she be like 19??? Does she just look young??? Is this a cosplayer somehow???? Wtf??? Somehow her picture got leaked on social media and the world is going WILD. Harris is trying to locate her for an interrogation, but he can't pinpoint her location. His partner says to be patient, but what if she disappears again?

- Okay, so the fugitive/kidnapped kid and Beryl Grace’s alleged daughter...know each other? Wait, the blonde girl and that boy who walked weird... They were both seen with them. Is this a... Weird runaway thing? Is there just a group of kids hiding somewhere? They all appear to be in New York.

- NEVERMIND! There's another fucking Jason Grace sighting according to www.GraceUsWithTheTruth.com. The current theory on the website is aliens.

- His partner is great moral support. She's the best and the only reasonable voice here. Thank God she - ANOTHER SIGHTING! Someone posted a picture on Twitter of them all at a school dance. Records show none of them even go to school there - and who are these new kids? They look so freaking familiar.

- No. Absolutely not. It can't be! That was one of the most infamous unsolved cases of all time - and happened 80 years ago! No way!

- Okay, so... There was that di Angelo case forever ago. The building exploded and only the remains of the mother was found. Nothing was left of the children and people infamously believe the kids somehow escaped.

- Maybe they did and these two random children are somehow descendants? That's the only logical explanation, but the resemblance is so uncanny... The school records say they even have the same names. No. No way. Someone out there has a sick sense of humor.

- What. The. Fuck. They know Jackson and Grace too?!?! Jesus - he needs to talk to Jackson’s mom about an interrogation. Wait. What? Wtf Jackson’s mom is that famous sculptor/writer?? HOW IS THIS ALL CONNECTED?!

- Doesn’t Sally Jackson also have a missing person’s report on her first husband? Could all this weird shit possibly relate? Is there a kid mafia going on or something?

- His partner says he needs to relax. Easy for her to say. She's always calm in these situations. Okay, so he's got a missing movie star’s oddly aged daughter, a random boy who belongs in a 1930s cold case, and that one TNZ kid who apparently blows up gyms in his free time. Great. No clue how blondie fits in still. Is she somehow the ringleader? She actually looks kinda of familiar....

- So...the guy who owns Dare Enterprises? Yeah. His daughter apparently knows these people. It's been 9 cups of coffee and he still can't fathom this one out. According to Mr. Dare his daughter and the Jackson kid attend the same school. That explains nothing. He keeps showing up on her social media and now other people are recognizing him.

- Oh God. Oh no. Thalia Grace also appeared in this girl’s social media and now everyone is saying Dare Enterprises are conducting secret experiments on children. Honestly? It’s better than anything he’s got, but getting a warrant might be hard.

- Maybe he dismissed aliens too soon.... Alright, it's fine just - ISNT THAT TRISTAN MCLEAN’S KLEPTO DAUGHTER???! E N O U G H

- His partner needed to take emergency leave. How typical. Apparently McLean is a runaway too. She's with this Leonidas kid and.... No fucking way. It can't be....JASON GRACE?!?!

- The internet is broken. Some conspiracy YouTuber managed to identify this blonde teenager as Beryl Grace’s missing son by that scar on his lip. Everyone is saying it's a Hollywood scam bc their parents were both actors.

- Yo wtf Jason Grace pops up and Percy Jackson has officially been reported as missing. They don't pay him enough for this. He is at least he is positive he has a lead. All of this is centered around New York. He’s positive-

- There was a sighing of Percy Jackson in California. Typical. That's where the Jason Grace sightings originally were... what’s there?

- He has no answers. Nothing. His partner has left him for good apparently and... Wait. That little girl is supposed to be dead. Her case was one they learned in school. It's from the 1920s. She's dead. She died in an avalanche. His boss says her prints match The dead girl’s? What...the...fuck...

- IS THAT PERCY JACKSON WITH THE DEAD GIRL?!?!

- Harris is losing his mind. What are the connections here? Aliens? Human trafficking? Organ harvesting? Time travel?? HE HAS TO KNOW

- Piper McLean is ruining his life. She also apparently knows that blonde girl who is literally EVERYWHERE. She also won't stop posting pictures of her and Jason Grace and all these other random kids with vague connections to his case. Three new conspiracy theories popped up. The Dare Enterprises is still the most popular.

- The Grace siblings took a photo together and now his boss is saying the case might be given to the CIA. Over his dead body.

- Nico di Angelo has popped up again. He’s with...isn’t that Naomi Solace’s kid? WHAT IS WITH CELEBRITIES?!?

- They both appeared on Dare’s social media. Damnit. One person recognized di Angelo from the cold case and now the Dare secret lab thing is out. Naomi Solace apparently spoke out to say her son is not friends with a boy from a 1930s cold case, but the public doesn't seem to care. Someone else identified Hazel Levesque from McLean’s social media and now they are saying kids are getting kidnapped from the past and held in some cryogenic chamber.

- According to the most popular conspiracy theorist, the guy who tried to kidnap Jackson that one summer is the one who kidnapped all the other kids and he stores them somewhere. For what purpose? Nobody knows. There's a rumor that one of the unknown kids running around with them is that guy’s son.

- Paul Blofis agreed to an interview. He said people are being dramatic. All these kids just go to camp together. Camp? Really? Is he expected to believe that? Perhaps he’s in on it...

- Oh, how nice. His ex-partner says she has a gift for him (:

It was nice working with you these past years. Your theories were close, but never quite there. The truth is a hard thing to grasp for mortals. Hopefully, she will help you find your answers. -Athena

- The gift is a baby. He now has a baby.

- He still isn't paid enough for this.

- The blonde girl is at his door with the kids from his case. Why? Oh, god. Oh, he’s next isn't he? No, no, no-

- “Agent Harris? Hi, my mother sent me. My name is Annabeth Chase and I'm told you’re the father to my new sister.”

- “Excuse me? I haven't fathered any children-”

- “Yeah, my mom doesn't have children in the usual way. Why don't you sit down? We have a lot to explain.”

about to commit crimes for walker scobell aka our percy jackson

so we all agree that dsmp volume 1 is ours forever now right. right. i love you fanon i love you canon-divergency i love you aus i love you fanartists and fic authors and game devs and musicians and cosplayers i love you dsmpblr etc

Fun fact related to yesterday’s shenanigans

The Halloween costume I was gonna wear originally did have a skirt but I changed it to the shorts

Imo liked the shorts more LMAO but this was also nice

so they're just married then

everyday I wake up and suffer because I broke one mirror all those years ago

TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY KNOWS

absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (

go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!