Kinda Want To Adopt Three Dogs And Live In A Cottage In The Middle Of The Woods

And that’s what you missed on glee

goodbye, l’manberg. you were never a good idea to begin with, but at least you tried.

Um, a lot of people really liked my sbi assassin au? idea

(haha what the fuck-)

Here have more shit that my sleep deprived brain came up with

Tommy and Wilbur are rich kids. Like the ones who live in big manor houses and get to go to fricking galas.

Wilbur went abroad to study (read : live a normal life). He's got a lot of friends now, who he depends on now to find his brother.

Tommy is best friends with Tubbo and Ranboo! Tubbo has been best friends with him since he was a baby and Ranboo is more recent

The assassination was ordered out by an anonymous person.

Phil is a assassin known as the Angel of Death. No one has escaped his clutches.

Techno is his adopted son. He's in his early twenties, and is just as proficient as his father when it comes to assassinating.

Tommy very quickly enters Phil's good graces, but takes a bit longer to enter techno's.

But when he does, Techno quickly realizes he would die for this annoying gremlin child.

Then they hear about Wilbur

The oldest son, who has been turning every rock and building upside down to find his little brother.

The anonymous person strikes again

Wilbur is the victim this time

Piedpiper’s banger sbi fic recs

Im going to try and include mostly underrated ones that i don’t often see on lists!

-Devil town by hoorayy

-word count: 77,219

-completion status: 14/18

-rough plot: Tommy goes missing and the rest of his family try to find him without imploding

-personal thoughts: very gripping, great tension and a really well built up mystery. Kinda gives me stranger things vibes with the super natural elements and I love how alive the town feels!

-I’d forgotten people were kind by BialyLis

-word count: 136,585

-completion status: 41/41

-rough plot: Phils journey as he fosters two troubled kids

-personal thoughts: the best foster au I’ve ever read point blank. The family dynamics are adorable and surprisingly realistic and it’s just really heartwarming honestly. There’s also a sequel that’s still ongoing!

-A collection of dust by SwordSoup

-word count: 78,377

-completion status: 14/14

-rough plot: emerald duo take on the hunger games

-personal thought: I just really like hunger games aus plus it’s really well written. Not full Sbi but Wilbur and Phil are family and emerald duo are platonic soulmates so who cares :)

-Redemption Lies Plainly In Truth by AureIssun

-Word count: 63,378

-Completion status: 22/38

-rough plot: current Tommy switches places with past Tommy chaos and angst ensue

-personal thoughts: boy am I a slut for time travel. I really enjoy the contrast between the past sbi and current sbi, it makes the whole fic feel rather melancholy to me but in like a good way

-Witness the Wreckage by MollyPollyKinz

Word count: 51,373

Completion status: 19/?

Plot summary: Wilbur and Tommy run away from Dream and take refuge with Technoblade a retired villain

Personal thoughts: really unique take on the classic sbi superhero au. Techno’s characterisation in this is stellar and little Tommy is really damn sweet

-it comes around, and around again by skatefasteatgrass

-word count: 60,654

-completion status: 16/16

-rough plot: Wilbur gains a sun, this improves his life in many ways

-personal thoughts: I love me some good family reconciliation 👌👍

-metanoia by Set_Suna

-word count: 31,332

-completion status: 8/18

-rough plot: Tommy runs away from Wilbur and Wilbur chases him cross country

-personal thoughts: supreme crime boys and bedrock bros fuel, also Wilbur, Jack and Niki was not a trio I thought I needed but I thoroughly appreciate them

-This is Not an Act of Spite by anonymous

-word count: 85,225

-completion status: 17/?

-plot summary: vigilante tommy interns under Sbi. Way more angst than expected(very much appreciated tho)

-personal thoughts: MY FAVOURITE VIGILANTE AU EVER EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS PERFECT AND I LOVE IT VERY MUCH, also very funny

-Hold onto stars by whats_sleep

-word count: 34,898

-completion status: 10/?

-plot summary: Techno and Phil adopt random kids from their trash

-personal thoughts: very sweet and a really interesting take on the sbi dynamics

-children of tragedy by antifa_snacks

-word count: 107,059

-completion status: 21/21

-plot summary: Sbis journey through a zombie apocalypse and how they find eachother

-personal thoughts: dope apocalypse fic, cool setting and compelling story line!!

That’s all I can fit in for now! :)

this is robin’s girlfriend nancy and this is nancy’s boyfriend steve and this is steve’s boyfriend eddie and this is nancy’s other boyfriend jonathan this is jonathan’s boyfriend argyle and this is argyle’s girlfriend eden and this is eden’s sister suzie and this is suzie’s boyfriend dustin and this is dustin’s boyfriend lucas and this is lucas’s girlfriend max and this is max’s girlfriend el and this is el’s boyfriend mike and this is mike’s boyfriend will

Percy Jackson The Chalice of the Gods more like Percy Jackson and his undying love for Annabeth Chase

If you cant handle me at my chatting you dont deserve me at my genloss 🔥🔥🔥

"Not everything is gay" babe youre saying this on the wrong platform. Everything is kinda gay on Tumblr.

new chapter tomorrow, i'm at the homestretch of editing and! as a bit of a treat you guys are getting two chapters :) i'll publish them within an hour or two of each other (depending on how nice i feel) around my evening time so- keep your eyes out for the usual one hour countdown 👀