sometimes i forget that not everyone has been around for the dsmp as long as i have.
like i Vividly remember watching the stream of wilbur gathering tommy and tubbo to start a drug empire. i will never forget wilbur letting fundy join the crew on the condition that he yells “Fuck 12” in sapnap’s face (as sapnap had taken it upon himself to be the server police).
people talk about how niki or jack were at the revolution and i’m like *lights cigarette* “nah, those wippersnappers didn’t show up ‘til after our independence. niki’s citizenship was discussed as the walls were being constructed but she didn’t actually join until after the dust had settled and the war was done. they were fine citizens,” *chokes on smoke* “but they weren’t there for the fightin’,”
or someone will say that c!wilbur was a terrible president and i’m like
*slams caprisun* “aye, soot was a right bastard sometimes but he was our bastard. cowardly and brave that one, tongue like a silver viper. he wasn’t perfect but he got us our camarvan, our freedom, our walls. sapnap used to bust down the camarvan doors before we built up ‘em black and yellow beauties.” *obnoxious straw sipping noise as the caprisun is clearly empty but i’m stubborn* “the smp was a blazing furnace, but president soot made somewhere we could rest in the walls’ shade,”
scared of birds
fell down the stairs and passed out right after being told to watch his step
sang a little song so pretty it made flowers grow
said persephone was the most beautiful person he'd ever seen while his boyfriend was standing right next to him
saw real human feces on the nyc subway
bisexual....that's Literally his boyfriend
built a little shelter and left a kitkat for nico and then fucked off to go for a stroll in tartarus alone
laughed so hard at being called a care bear he broke down in hysterical crying
has a battery powered sun globe bc he gets depressed when the sun is weak
almost certainly had a crush on nico before blood of olympus
cargo shorts defender
inferiority complex
plague powers so strong he inflicted hay fever on a primordial goddess that doesnt even have a respiratory system and should be immune to all illness
best friend is his mom
TALL
So is anyone else thinking about how the state of grace (taylor's version) lyric video looks like the hex?
Just me?
Sometimes, Wilbur wonders if he had entered the wrong world when he came back to life.
The world as he knew it, was bright. Even in Pogtopia's cold walls, there was warmth, small but bright, full of life that seemed to never go out.
The world that he came into, with grey hair, and a patched up scar, and memories of a train station that had haunted him for years, is much colder.
There's little to no light. Wilbur sometimes wonders how the flowers survived.
He wonders how he will survive, when Tommy's glow no longer lives within him.
Maybe Tommy will shine brighter with time. Maybe, he can be the one to make him smile! Wilbur wants to take out his old guitar and sing. Maybe that will cheer Tommy up.
He wants to hug him (but Tommy doesn't like hugs). To make his old shirt anew, to dye that white streak away, because Tommy's not like him. Tommy's bright and playful, and full of light.
Not a little broken boy held together by bandages and scars.
the only thing keeping me sane currently is the fictional scenarios in my head
You were built by friendships and kindness
Founded on an idea of safety (and destroyed by their blindness)
Thrice, the ground you stood on was broken
Twice, the people who made you were at fault for it
Your symphony is unfinished
Your legacy is incorrect
You were full of laughter, once
That’s what people forget; they only remember the pain that took place within you
And pretend it was your fault that it happened
Maybe you’d still be here
But the people who were loyal to you were kicked out
One died to kill his grief after he killed you
The other returned after being cast away, but was unable to save you
He is remained of you when his brother plays his guitar
He is reminded of you when he makes flower crowns with his friends
He is reminded of you when he sits on a bench
He is reminded of you when he sees redwood trees
When he hears laughter
When his best friend tells him a joke
Others are reminded of you when he smiles
But that’s been such a rare sight, since you’ve been gone
On the anniversary of your first victory he brings you flowers
On the anniversary of the worst day of his life, he visits that wretched room and asks what he could’ve done better to stop it from happening
On the anniversary of your final defeat he can’t get out of bed.
People still walk along whatever earth is left under you.
There is a bridge there now.
Plants grow from the obsidian that blocks out the sun
Life persists even on the tool that was used to kill you
The people who loved you remember you well
But your story hasn’t been told by them
It’s been told by the ones responsible for your downfall
And the ones who never held you close at all
History is told by the winner, not the one in the right
And your story is told by people who did not know you
And it is told wrong
C!alliumduo my beloved
Um, a lot of people really liked my sbi assassin au? idea
(haha what the fuck-)
Here have more shit that my sleep deprived brain came up with
Tommy and Wilbur are rich kids. Like the ones who live in big manor houses and get to go to fricking galas.
Wilbur went abroad to study (read : live a normal life). He's got a lot of friends now, who he depends on now to find his brother.
Tommy is best friends with Tubbo and Ranboo! Tubbo has been best friends with him since he was a baby and Ranboo is more recent
The assassination was ordered out by an anonymous person.
Phil is a assassin known as the Angel of Death. No one has escaped his clutches.
Techno is his adopted son. He's in his early twenties, and is just as proficient as his father when it comes to assassinating.
Tommy very quickly enters Phil's good graces, but takes a bit longer to enter techno's.
But when he does, Techno quickly realizes he would die for this annoying gremlin child.
Then they hear about Wilbur
The oldest son, who has been turning every rock and building upside down to find his little brother.
The anonymous person strikes again
Wilbur is the victim this time
absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (
go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!
this is how the smp should end, and i stand by that