Mb-rihn - Silliest Goose

Pink, Purple and Royal Blue

Chapter Eight

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You and Me, Against the World

SKK YURIFICATION WHO CHEERED!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 years in a row you love to see it

Um, a lot of people really liked my sbi assassin au? idea

(haha what the fuck-)

Here have more shit that my sleep deprived brain came up with

Tommy and Wilbur are rich kids. Like the ones who live in big manor houses and get to go to fricking galas.

Wilbur went abroad to study (read : live a normal life). He's got a lot of friends now, who he depends on now to find his brother.

Tommy is best friends with Tubbo and Ranboo! Tubbo has been best friends with him since he was a baby and Ranboo is more recent

The assassination was ordered out by an anonymous person.

Phil is a assassin known as the Angel of Death. No one has escaped his clutches.

Techno is his adopted son. He's in his early twenties, and is just as proficient as his father when it comes to assassinating.

Tommy very quickly enters Phil's good graces, but takes a bit longer to enter techno's.

But when he does, Techno quickly realizes he would die for this annoying gremlin child.

Then they hear about Wilbur

The oldest son, who has been turning every rock and building upside down to find his little brother.

The anonymous person strikes again

Wilbur is the victim this time

!!!!!dsmp spoilers ahead mfs!!!!!!!

the dream smp fandom, watching dream get fucking murdered: IF ONE OF YALL… PULLS SOME SILLY ASS PLOT TWIST… THIS WHOLE CLASS IS GONNA FEEL. MY. WRATH. NOW, PUNZ?

punz, reviving dream: … you mean ‘traitor?’

dream smp fandom, throwing their phones on the floor: SON OF A BITCH

about to commit crimes for walker scobell aka our percy jackson

c!crimeboys is so fucking insane wilbur is like "i am the worst thing that’s happened to tommy, i made him a soldier, i made him an exile, i made him love me when i know i don't deserve his love. he'd be better off without me but i can't leave him because i need him. i was never who i promised him i was and i hope he can love me despite of it. he's my brother." and tommy is like "wilbur made me who i am, and gave me a home, and a purpose, and being his right hand man was the most 'me' i ever was, and he's done terrible things, and he's hurt me. i don't know him anymore but i know him better than anyone, he died when he lost the election but he's still alive somewhere inside. sometimes it hurts to be around him but i'll follow him to the end of the earth because i need him. i'm a shell of the kid he's left behind and i hope he can love me despite of it. he's my brother." and when they both see each other they see nothing but pain (past and present), and feel nothing but love (timeless), and they grieve what they were and will never be again, and when they laugh it's like nothing ever changed. they're brothers.

Fun fact related to yesterday’s shenanigans

The Halloween costume I was gonna wear originally did have a skirt but I changed it to the shorts

Imo liked the shorts more LMAO but this was also nice

Notice how all 5 of the original members of L’Manberg still havn’t been able to move on? They are are all still obsessed with it and it’s ruining all of their lives.

C!Eret: Despite Eret spending every moment trying to better not only their life but the entire server’s, they still hold so much shame to the fact they betrayed their friends and caused the first ever cannon deaths on the server. Unable to properly move on they hold L’Manberg’s morals close to heart.

C!Fundy: Fundy despises L’Manberg. Practically jealous of it. Jealous for ur being treated more like a person than he ever was. Jealous it’s what Wilbur cared for most, more then his own son. Jealous of the respect it’s name commands. So jealous that it was treated how he was deserved.

C!Tubbo: He feels empty without L’Manberg. His own words is that he feels he has no purpose. There’s no point to his actions. Tubbo was the most loved and respect of L’Manberg’s three presidents (not that that’s a huge achievement when your competition is Wilbur and JSchlatt) and he built that country back up from rubble with such little support. He cared so much about every citizen and making sure L’Manberg continued to stand for what Wilbur originally wanted it to stand for.

C!Tommy: Tommy yearns for the early days when he was still so close to Wilbur and Tubbo, before everything began to feel different. When he could still feel safe. He misses how it felt, how it smelt, how it looked. I seriously doubt Tommy cared for L’Manberg the same way the other members did. He was never there for the ideals, he was there for Wilbur and Tubbo. Honest opinion, if Wilbur hadn’t already gone off the deep end, Tommy would’ve ran away with Tubbo before the festival. I fully believe the only reason he didn’t was a gut feeling that something bad was going to happen to Wilbur. The only reason he hasn’t moved on is because it’s the last place that Wilbur felt like “Wilbur”

C!Wilbur: It’s the last place someone looked at him without fear or hatred or distrust in their eyes. It was the last place everyone saw him as a person. The last place he was looked at with genuine positivity.