the dsmp as a stage play would be like- tommy looking tiny standing alone at center stage, but when wilbur is there his words and gestures and pacing takes up so much space. the blocking is always overlapping, especially when a lot of characters are in a scene, but techno always faces the audience, and he grins at us and smiles, holding his fingers to his lips. as wilbur’s monologues turn to soliloquies, and eventually everything he says is in some way begging the audience for help, tommy asks who he’s talking to. he has no answer. it’s tommy gasping for breath, littering the stage with his blood as he teeters around, wilbur rushing to his side, dream demanding mellohi while wilbur’s pulls the arrow from tommy’s chest. the stage lights go up, the stage lights go down, the microphone schlatt uses for speeches is too loud and full of feedback, tubbos shrieks from inside the box, niki and jack disappearing into the audience. an empty stage save for wilbur’s body surrounded by rubble.
“When god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.”
God better have hesitated. He’d better have.
NOAH SCHNAPP COMING OUT AS GAY WAS NOOOTTT ON MY 2023 BINGO BOARD
So I was reading Tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains and accidently saw some very angsty siren art and started crying, but then I actually read it and Wilbur get's revived and the first thing I think is
ranboos friends congratulating him on coimg out :,)
love these guys fr
>:3 poll time
You know that feeling when a fanfic you've loved was on hiatus for a long time and it ended in a cliffhanger and then suddenly it gets updated and you're filled with the need to reread everything and then again entre a state of sadness because you've reached the last updated chapter and now you'll just have to wait all over again?
Your Honour, he has escaped…
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No but you know the bridge from Seven that goes
‘ And I've been meaning to tell you I think your house is haunted Your dad is always mad and that must be why And I think you should come live with me And we can be pirates Then you won't have to cry Or hide in the closet And just like a folk song Our love will be passed on ‘
And I’ve never realized it but this feels like that one gay childhood love story.
Like ‘or hide in the closet’? The CLosET? I kept thinking it was a literal closet but I don’t think it is anymore?
So yeah, Seven is back to being my favorite song from Folklore.
Sbi au, in which Kristin is the queen, and Techno and Wilbur are her kids, but then Kristin dies, and Wilbur has to become king, but the pressure gets to him and he runs away and is found by Tommy and Phil, who are these random villagers who have no idea who Wilbur is, and take him in.
On the other hand, now Techno is King, and is trying to find Wilbur with the help of Ranboo, who is a knight-in-training, who has no idea what he's doing, but Techno likes him so its okay.
Oh, and Tubbo is Tommy's friend who knows who Wilbur is but won't tell anyone because Wilbur pleaded/ threatened him.
you have 90 minutes to complete (art: knp | poem inspo: r.a)