It Doesn't Matter How Babygirl Ur Fav Man Is, He Will ALWAYS Be Ten Times Sexier As A Woman

Um, a lot of people really liked my sbi assassin au? idea

(haha what the fuck-)

Here have more shit that my sleep deprived brain came up with

Tommy and Wilbur are rich kids. Like the ones who live in big manor houses and get to go to fricking galas.

Wilbur went abroad to study (read : live a normal life). He's got a lot of friends now, who he depends on now to find his brother.

Tommy is best friends with Tubbo and Ranboo! Tubbo has been best friends with him since he was a baby and Ranboo is more recent

The assassination was ordered out by an anonymous person.

Phil is a assassin known as the Angel of Death. No one has escaped his clutches.

Techno is his adopted son. He's in his early twenties, and is just as proficient as his father when it comes to assassinating.

Tommy very quickly enters Phil's good graces, but takes a bit longer to enter techno's.

But when he does, Techno quickly realizes he would die for this annoying gremlin child.

Then they hear about Wilbur

The oldest son, who has been turning every rock and building upside down to find his little brother.

The anonymous person strikes again

Wilbur is the victim this time

Tommy has a wired interview?

my little boy's all grown up

Another SBI au.

Philza's a general, and Techno, Wilbur and Tommy are his kids who he loves very much.

But then war breaks out, and Phil leaves his kids to fight in the war.

Philza 'dies' in the war.

The kids are seperated in foster care.

Techno ends up running away from his foster family and on the streets.

Wilbur ends up with a nice family, and gets a sister, named Niki.

Tommy ends up in a group home under Dream, with Tubbo and Ranboo. After gaining some trauma, the three of them run.

A few years pass. Tommy is now 16. Wilbur and Techno are both 24.

Another war breaks out. Wilbur and Techno are enlisted. Tommy takes Ranboo's place.

The three of them reunite on the battlefield, only to find themselves against a familiar face.

new chapter tomorrow, i'm at the homestretch of editing and! as a bit of a treat you guys are getting two chapters :) i'll publish them within an hour or two of each other (depending on how nice i feel) around my evening time so- keep your eyes out for the usual one hour countdown 👀

if you say that c!tommy doesn't care about c!wilbur or vice versa, you have fundamentally misunderstood their entire dynamic and relationship to each other

c!tommy makes snarky and rude comments to c!wilbur because he's just a teenager who doesn't know how to communicate all the hurt he feels. no matter what, he's still at c!wilbur's side. he doesn't know how to help him or how to fix everything, but he would never choose to leave him or give up on him.

c!wilbur doesn't apologize to c!tommy because he's terrified of c!tommy leaving him. he's the most important person to c!wilbur and the person whose opinion matters most, because if c!tommy leaves him, all of his fears of being the "villain," of being irredeemable become true. if he apologizes to c!tommy, that gives c!tommy the chance to not forgive him and leave him behind.

the whole reason they are so tragic is BECAUSE of how much they love each other, not because they are bad for each other

Some bsd ships dinamics

mangobaII corpsebur REAL

If there is anything that Bungou Stray Dogs have taught us, it is that with the power of implied relationships, one can overcome anything

It's always, "i love him/her/them" and never "I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world"

You see it's very simple, Chuuya gets twirled and Dazai gets dipped.