I snapped
MARIO HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU
Happy Pride Month Everyone
I miss antique malls so much
SIGN THE PETITION HERE!!!!
-“We have a test every tomorrow”
-“Move, my penis is in danger!”
-“I have such Cavernous ears”
-“"I have to get away from that bottomless man!” “I’M WEARING SHORTS!”
-“Mister, my friend is making me go bald from stress” “I think you’ll be okay”
- “Mister you need to send her back to preschool she can’t do basic math” “I think she’ll be okay”
-“Mister my friend is having boy troubles” “SHE’S TOO YOUNG TO DATE”
-“*kid’s name* wrote me a love letter and spelled “beautiful” wrong.“
-“Really, Miss? You’re gonna walk out on me like my dad did?”
-“Do you think *teacher’s name* is gay?” “no I think he’s just a sad straight guy with a high voice”
Feel free to add your own.
Look, I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this but fuck that! - John Boyega