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girl helppp

here’s something ive been working on for the past couple weeks. mettaton animatic hours

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This is important, so please don’t forget what I am about to tell you. The Ginyu Force all sleep in one giant bed together. They all have matching striped night gowns and night hats and Guldo sleeps in the middle of the bed because when he sleeps on the end he always falls out. There is a single nightstand on Ginyu’s side of the bed with a candle and a framed picture of Frieza. Every time they go to bed they go in a line and take turns as they say goodnight to the person on their left side and then ginyu blows out the candle and they all immediately fall asleep. Recoome brings a teddy bear to bed.

Omodroid is back! With a tweaked design

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all eggman robots come with a built-in monologue chip

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TALL, BLUE, DARK N’ LEAN ROUGH AND TOUGH, AND STRONG, AND MEAN

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what if the egg dragoon not only had a brain all along, but-said brain was a smug SMARTASS

anyway, cue the orchestra

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I AM THE ORBOT

EGGMAN’S WHAT I’M NOT

I AM THE ORBOT

I’VE GOT THE MASTER-PLOT

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IN THIS FLASHBACK: Metal demonstrates his deep understanding of subtlety 

Surge the Tenrec tries something new!

I think I might've already posted this one to tumblr, actually, but I'm too lazy to double-check, so y'all get to see it again

(db oc) the winds of change whisper in your ear...

⚠️(dubcon hypnosis)

Mara and Daisy ❤️

FU POSTING JUMPSCARE

this was drawn during the second height of my xenoverse 2 craze. now that the 2nd future DLC has released, i have to get back into it if not only to 100% the achievements. fu is my favorite bc he is so genuinely goofy. just a little goober. i don't like heroes for various reasons but its fu character assassination is one of them, he's just a silly guy 🥺

⋆˚࿔ ⋆⭒˚.⋆.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚

drawn 4/19/24

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

redraw of saiyans dont joke by engineerd and stardust_steel

redraw of saiyans dont joke by engineerd and stardust_steel

a light shines through a cloud of colour fumes and i can feel the warmth of the sun

Gravity, let me go ♫⋆｡♪ destroyer - of monsters and men

⋆｡ ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ☀︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚★⋆｡˚ ┊ ┊ ⋆ ┊ ★⋆ ┊ ◦ kirbytober 2024 #01 ★⋆ dream // revenge // song

in 2025 im manifesting it so every artist creates at least 1 piece that they really like 🫵🫵🫵 if you are an artist you MUST create something you find worthwhile in 2025

some ultrakill oc stuff. because i am cringe and i am free

text is lyrics from ZSA by Diorama

I have more info on these two in these posts [1] [2] if anyone wants to know about my horrible lesbians for some reason

blunt force feminization

Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...

I was worldbuilding two bog standard fantasy species, wise old tree dudes and impulsive little rat guys, when I realized it was far funnier if they had each other's personalities.

The rat guys think fast and talk fast, but they're incredibly conservative and like to cover all the angles before they take any action. This comes with being a prey species: their ancestral environment had lots of clever traps and devious hazards, so you get rat councils wisely working the problem.

The tree dudes speak and move slowly, but they will propose and then do the most insane things you can imagine. They can slot together a rocket in an afternoon and will then use it without so much as a test fire first. They test new potions by quaffing them down, sometimes not even waiting for it to cool (though they're tree dudes, so I guess quaffing a potion just means pouring it over their root legs). This comes from the ancestral selection process too: the tree dudes that won were the ones that took big risks, that grew faster, stronger, and tried new things without worrying about consequences. The tree dudes evolved in an era when they had no natural predators and their only competition was each other.

And this is, of course, initially confusing for any human who makes contact with them. If a giant bearded tree nods at you solemnly and tells you to go through a portal, your first thought is not that he's curious about what will happen to spacetime. And if a hyperactive little rat guy tells you with some urgency that you must accompany him into a ruined city, you won't immediately think that this is step 11 of his branching 27 step plan.

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen

SHAPE HELL

Yup.

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

Thanks so much for your support, @jasonsstuffiguess

Tw: suggestive reference