Sam: So, what's your type?
Farmer: Broken red flags that leave me unable to walk for the next 5-7 business days.
Sam: ...I have someone who you might want to meet
*the next day*
Shane: Who tf are you?
Farmer: He's perfect
Alternatively
Farmer: Who's that tall blonde guy who showed up a few days ago?
Sam: That's my dad
Farmer: ...
Sam: Please don't-
Farmer: Nice to meet you, son.
They are both autistic (canon) because I said so and I’m autistic 🤭 (I have extensive evidence fight me) -Lust
No I will not elaborate
Perceptor, looking around: Is something burning?
Brainstorm, pulling Perceptor closer: Just my desire for you.
Perceptor: ...Brainstorm, your workstation is literally on fire.
Paranoiacintervalssongic
A songic gender related to the song ‘paranoiac intervals/body dysmorphia’ by of Montreal
Created by me
-Lust
She’s trans, fucking cry about it
Just because ONE and Murata are transphobic and have made her a walking transphobic joke, does not mean you can flat out deny that she’s trans
Let me reiterate, fucking cry about it
Disrespectfully, Moth
the opm wiki lists okamaitachi as "female" and even uses she/her for him even though the manga uses he/him and his name is literally OKAMA-itachi (okama is slang for transexual in japan, often derogatory) HES NOT A WOMAN
"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me
We watched Ponyo every day as a kid
I near feel bad for the parents 💀
-Moth
fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin
What the past couple days have felt like