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She’s trans, fucking cry about it

Just because ONE and Murata are transphobic and have made her a walking transphobic joke, does not mean you can flat out deny that she’s trans

Let me reiterate, fucking cry about it

Disrespectfully, Moth

the opm wiki lists okamaitachi as "female" and even uses she/her for him even though the manga uses he/him and his name is literally OKAMA-itachi (okama is slang for transexual in japan, often derogatory) HES NOT A WOMAN

They are both autistic (canon) because I said so and I’m autistic 🤭 (I have extensive evidence fight me) -Lust

No I will not elaborate

There is only one reason people date Sam in Stardew Valley

To my two friends who are aware of my Tumblr, yes I am absolutely calling myself out here, no I am not ashamed. To everyone else, your words are but fiction on my screen. Who am I to believe your thoughts when my own are already the truth of my mind?

I'm getting off track.

The only reason (aside from being good looking and really cool) I would date Sam is so that I can get it with his dad. I mean, have you seen him?

HE'S THE DILF THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

I WOULD WORSHIP HIM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES TO BE WITHIN 10 FEET OF HIS GLORY. FORGET ROBIN, KENT IS THE TRUE QUEEN.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RUGGED MAN TO ROCK UP AT MY DOOR TO SAY HI. HE CAME TO SEE ME ON THE FIRST DAY HE WAS BACK. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE SAM GOT HIS HOTNESS FROM AND BOOM. QUESTION ANSWERED.

Also, he sends you bombs through the mail. This man has balls of fucking titanium. The government bows to his will. He wants to send explosives to the local farmer through the mail service? Fucking let him, just make sure that the mailman is well insured. I will die to be with this man.

I honestly never questioned Kent sending me bombs in the mail until I saw people pointing it out. I mean people send me batteries, sea urchins and whole dishes in the mail. The bombs really didn't seem that odd in comparison.

Sam: So, what's your type?

Farmer: Broken red flags that leave me unable to walk for the next 5-7 business days.

Sam: ...I have someone who you might want to meet

*the next day*

Shane: Who tf are you?

Farmer: He's perfect

Alternatively

Farmer: Who's that tall blonde guy who showed up a few days ago?

Sam: That's my dad

Farmer: ...

Sam: Please don't-

Farmer: Nice to meet you, son.

what no one tells you about being autistic is people just don’t like you. maybe you make friends, but they get tired of you fast. even if you’re not actively bullied, your peers just…. don’t pay attention to you. something about you is offputting and weird to mostly everyone, and you literally cannot stop it no matter how hard you try.

reading mtmte with my friends and oh my god this is the funniest fucking response to bullshit I've ever read I'm taking this NOW