There Is Only One Reason People Date Sam In Stardew Valley

Ok I’m gonna have to ask y’all to listen in this one

Also spoiler warning for Corpse Party and Omori, and a TW for hanging, blood and general death

Seiko from Corpse Party, and Mari from Omori. Right.

I have proof to back up what I’m boutta say as well

Corpse Party: Blood Covered came out in 2006 (Blood Covered is the first game in the franchise, in Chapter 1 you play as Naomi ((pronounced Ni-O-Me)) with Seiko ((pronounced Se-Ko)) as your companion, the two argue and split up, in this time all the negative emotions within Naomi make it easier for a spirit to possess her, while possessed Naomi hangs Seiko in the bathroom. When you then come back to playing as Naomi after briefly playing as Seiko, Naomi tries to find Seiko to apologise, not remembering anything that had happened as she was possessed, only to find her hanging in one of the bathroom stalls, and that’s all that’s needed to make this make sence)

Corpse Party: Book of Shadows came out in 2011 (Book of Shadows is the second game in the franchise and all you need to know about this one, is that everything from before plays out the same, except this time Naomi is able to save Seiko, but because Seiko remembers being hung by Naomi, she runs off. Seiko then falls down a flight of stairs and fucking dies)

Omori came out in 2020 (haven’t played the game yet and the context needed will be provided in the screenshots that I have, as far as I’m aware)

Now that I’ve Infodumped about Corpse Party, let’s get on to both of their demises, shall we?

Seiko falls down the stairs and fucking dies

Mari falls down the stairs and fucking dies

Seiko is found hanging

Mari is found hanging

I feel like I’ve made my point here

-Moth/Lust

not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day

Keep on trolling in the free world

Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

Perceptor, looking around: Is something burning?

Brainstorm, pulling Perceptor closer: Just my desire for you.

Perceptor: ...Brainstorm, your workstation is literally on fire.

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WOO!!! INTRO TIIIIIIME

Hello there! We are the Timekeeper System!

We collectively go by the name Alex/Forest or you can call us Timekeeper or Time if you want! We go by any pronouns other than she/her (including any neos, so feel free to violently neopronoun us :D) and identify as transmasc and biromantic asexual. We are an OSDD-B1 system (undiagnosed bc we’re minor bodied) of far too many/hj and likely have autism, adhd and the parents think we have dyslexia so mayhaps that too. :D oh yeah and tics (likely Tourettes but we can’t get the diagnosed quite yet)

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The alter you’ll likely be interacting with the most is me I go by Blood Lust (just call me Lust, it’s easier yk) or Moth. I use any pronouns (again including neos so pls use those) I am our current host! I am pansexual, demitomantic and alexigender (genderfluid +more confusion/hj) I’m also polyamorus (why have one bitch when you can have 5? FIVE??? Why have 5 bitches when you can have 9? NINE???/ref) no but seriously, I’m dating 9 people XD I have become that audio XDD

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DISCLAIMERS

•We are queer

•We are a system

•We are very much mentally ill

•We aren’t going to mask for your personal comfort, that’s your problem not mine

•We use xenogenders and neopronouns (shocker I know/sar)

•We are a minor

•I am not going to be nice to anyone who knowingly breaks out DNI

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Please Interact

•One Punch Man fans

•Demon Slayer fans

•Cookie Run Kingdom players (screw devshitters though)

•Cookie Run Ovenbreak players (same as above)

•A Series Of Unfortunate Events Fans (bonus points of you’ve read the books)

•The Batman (2022) fans

•Fresh (2022) fans

•Hazbin Hotel fans (I don’t support the creator, I just like the series)

•helluva Boss fans (still don’t support the creator)

•Doors fans/players

•Danganronpa fans (also don’t support the creator)

•Corpse Party fans (PLEASE INTERACT I LOVE CORPSE PARTY SM BUT THE FANDOM IS SO DEAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE)

•DDLC fans

•Cooking Companions fans

•Omori fans

•YTTD fans

•HTTYD fans

•Fans of the show ‘Ghosts’

•Fans of the band ‘Ghost’

•Fans of the character ‘Ghost’

•CoD fans (the babygirlification ones)

•Xenogender/neopronoun/xenopronoun users

•Mentally ill people

•The Gays

•Systems

•Pet/Age regressors

•Therians

•furrys

•Cosplayers

•Basically anyone deemed “cringe”

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Thin ice bro

•Non-Endo supporters (you aren’t one but support them, idk how to word it)

•People we know IRL (minus like- 3 people)

•Dislike any media stated in the please interact (if you don’t like it bc of the creators that’s fine though, I completely understand that)

•Christians (nothing personal, religious trauma)

•cishet allosexexual, alloromantic, monogamous allistic people (not trans, heterosexual, non-asexual spectrum, non-aromantic spectum, non polyamorus non-autistic people)

•if you dislike moths, cats, bats, cacti and/or Halloween

•“Cats<dogs”

•MHA fans

•The new ST fans (yk the ones)

•Genshin Impact Fans

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Holy Shit DNI Dude

•Proshitters

•Transphobes, Homophobes, Abelists, Rascists ect.

•Transmeds/TERFs/TWERTs

•Anti xenogenders/neopronouns ect.

• Anti otherkin, age/pet regre, therian ect.

•Anti self-diagnosis

•Fakeclaimers

•Beleive in disorder abuse (narcissistic abuse ect)

•Misuse tone tags

•Pro-Life/Anti-Abortion

•Make fun of Triggers/TWs

•General assholes

• Claim to be a system and are anything other than traumagenic

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More about us (because why not)

Fave music artists/bands:

•Ghost

•Mother Mother

•The Living Tombstone

•Jazmin Bean

•Poppy

•David Bowie

•Night Club

•Rabbit Junk

•Crim3s

•Grimes

•Mitski

•Crawlers

Hyperfixations:

•Doors

•Demon Slayer

•One Punch Man

•CRK

•CROB

•Corpse Party

•Anything related to Horror/True Crime

Frequent fronters

-Lust

-Genos

-Saitama

-Venom

-Darth Maul

-Rusty Venture

-Sergeant Hatred

-Calculester

-The Spot

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She’s trans, fucking cry about it

Just because ONE and Murata are transphobic and have made her a walking transphobic joke, does not mean you can flat out deny that she’s trans

Let me reiterate, fucking cry about it

Disrespectfully, Moth

the opm wiki lists okamaitachi as "female" and even uses she/her for him even though the manga uses he/him and his name is literally OKAMA-itachi (okama is slang for transexual in japan, often derogatory) HES NOT A WOMAN

sorry for being insane about opm. as it is my fault