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»Paranoiac«

A xenogender related to paranoia and the feeling of being constantly watched. Exclusive to those who have paranoia

Created my me

-Lust

What the past couple days have felt like

not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day

Sam: So, what's your type?

Farmer: Broken red flags that leave me unable to walk for the next 5-7 business days.

Sam: ...I have someone who you might want to meet

*the next day*

Shane: Who tf are you?

Farmer: He's perfect

Alternatively

Farmer: Who's that tall blonde guy who showed up a few days ago?

Sam: That's my dad

Farmer: ...

Sam: Please don't-

Farmer: Nice to meet you, son.

Keep on trolling in the free world

Paranoiacintervalssongic

A songic gender related to the song ‘paranoiac intervals/body dysmorphia’ by of Montreal

Created by me

-Lust

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.