Like Your Blog But No Offense How Are You On Tumblr In Ur Late 20s?

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

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WOO!!! INTRO TIIIIIIME

Hello there! We are the Timekeeper System!

We collectively go by the name Alex/Forest or you can call us Timekeeper or Time if you want! We go by any pronouns other than she/her (including any neos, so feel free to violently neopronoun us :D) and identify as transmasc and biromantic asexual. We are an OSDD-B1 system (undiagnosed bc we’re minor bodied) of far too many/hj and likely have autism, adhd and the parents think we have dyslexia so mayhaps that too. :D oh yeah and tics (likely Tourettes but we can’t get the diagnosed quite yet)

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The alter you’ll likely be interacting with the most is me I go by Blood Lust (just call me Lust, it’s easier yk) or Moth. I use any pronouns (again including neos so pls use those) I am our current host! I am pansexual, demitomantic and alexigender (genderfluid +more confusion/hj) I’m also polyamorus (why have one bitch when you can have 5? FIVE??? Why have 5 bitches when you can have 9? NINE???/ref) no but seriously, I’m dating 9 people XD I have become that audio XDD

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DISCLAIMERS

•We are queer

•We are a system

•We are very much mentally ill

•We aren’t going to mask for your personal comfort, that’s your problem not mine

•We use xenogenders and neopronouns (shocker I know/sar)

•We are a minor

•I am not going to be nice to anyone who knowingly breaks out DNI

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Please Interact

•One Punch Man fans

•Demon Slayer fans

•Cookie Run Kingdom players (screw devshitters though)

•Cookie Run Ovenbreak players (same as above)

•A Series Of Unfortunate Events Fans (bonus points of you’ve read the books)

•The Batman (2022) fans

•Fresh (2022) fans

•Hazbin Hotel fans (I don’t support the creator, I just like the series)

•helluva Boss fans (still don’t support the creator)

•Doors fans/players

•Danganronpa fans (also don’t support the creator)

•Corpse Party fans (PLEASE INTERACT I LOVE CORPSE PARTY SM BUT THE FANDOM IS SO DEAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE)

•DDLC fans

•Cooking Companions fans

•Omori fans

•YTTD fans

•HTTYD fans

•Fans of the show ‘Ghosts’

•Fans of the band ‘Ghost’

•Fans of the character ‘Ghost’

•CoD fans (the babygirlification ones)

•Xenogender/neopronoun/xenopronoun users

•Mentally ill people

•The Gays

•Systems

•Pet/Age regressors

•Therians

•furrys

•Cosplayers

•Basically anyone deemed “cringe”

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Thin ice bro

•Non-Endo supporters (you aren’t one but support them, idk how to word it)

•People we know IRL (minus like- 3 people)

•Dislike any media stated in the please interact (if you don’t like it bc of the creators that’s fine though, I completely understand that)

•Christians (nothing personal, religious trauma)

•cishet allosexexual, alloromantic, monogamous allistic people (not trans, heterosexual, non-asexual spectrum, non-aromantic spectum, non polyamorus non-autistic people)

•if you dislike moths, cats, bats, cacti and/or Halloween

•“Cats<dogs”

•MHA fans

•The new ST fans (yk the ones)

•Genshin Impact Fans

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Holy Shit DNI Dude

•Proshitters

•Transphobes, Homophobes, Abelists, Rascists ect.

•Transmeds/TERFs/TWERTs

•Anti xenogenders/neopronouns ect.

• Anti otherkin, age/pet regre, therian ect.

•Anti self-diagnosis

•Fakeclaimers

•Beleive in disorder abuse (narcissistic abuse ect)

•Misuse tone tags

•Pro-Life/Anti-Abortion

•Make fun of Triggers/TWs

•General assholes

• Claim to be a system and are anything other than traumagenic

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More about us (because why not)

Fave music artists/bands:

•Ghost

•Mother Mother

•The Living Tombstone

•Jazmin Bean

•Poppy

•David Bowie

•Night Club

•Rabbit Junk

•Crim3s

•Grimes

•Mitski

•Crawlers

Hyperfixations:

•Doors

•Demon Slayer

•One Punch Man

•CRK

•CROB

•Corpse Party

•Anything related to Horror/True Crime

Frequent fronters

-Lust

-Genos

-Saitama

-Venom

-Darth Maul

-Rusty Venture

-Sergeant Hatred

-Calculester

-The Spot

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I honestly never questioned Kent sending me bombs in the mail until I saw people pointing it out. I mean people send me batteries, sea urchins and whole dishes in the mail. The bombs really didn't seem that odd in comparison.

reading mtmte with my friends and oh my god this is the funniest fucking response to bullshit I've ever read I'm taking this NOW

Sam: So, what's your type?

Farmer: Broken red flags that leave me unable to walk for the next 5-7 business days.

Sam: ...I have someone who you might want to meet

*the next day*

Shane: Who tf are you?

Farmer: He's perfect

Alternatively

Farmer: Who's that tall blonde guy who showed up a few days ago?

Sam: That's my dad

Farmer: ...

Sam: Please don't-

Farmer: Nice to meet you, son.

reblog to smash megatron's old man pussy

There is only one reason people date Sam in Stardew Valley

To my two friends who are aware of my Tumblr, yes I am absolutely calling myself out here, no I am not ashamed. To everyone else, your words are but fiction on my screen. Who am I to believe your thoughts when my own are already the truth of my mind?

I'm getting off track.

The only reason (aside from being good looking and really cool) I would date Sam is so that I can get it with his dad. I mean, have you seen him?

HE'S THE DILF THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

I WOULD WORSHIP HIM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES TO BE WITHIN 10 FEET OF HIS GLORY. FORGET ROBIN, KENT IS THE TRUE QUEEN.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RUGGED MAN TO ROCK UP AT MY DOOR TO SAY HI. HE CAME TO SEE ME ON THE FIRST DAY HE WAS BACK. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE SAM GOT HIS HOTNESS FROM AND BOOM. QUESTION ANSWERED.

Also, he sends you bombs through the mail. This man has balls of fucking titanium. The government bows to his will. He wants to send explosives to the local farmer through the mail service? Fucking let him, just make sure that the mailman is well insured. I will die to be with this man.

Ultra Magnus: *Notices Brainstorm and Perceptor*

Ultra Magnus: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.

Rodimus: You mean... you ship them?

They are both autistic (canon) because I said so and I’m autistic 🤭 (I have extensive evidence fight me) -Lust

No I will not elaborate