What No One Tells You About Being Autistic Is People Just Don’t Like You. Maybe You Make Friends, But

I honestly never questioned Kent sending me bombs in the mail until I saw people pointing it out. I mean people send me batteries, sea urchins and whole dishes in the mail. The bombs really didn't seem that odd in comparison.

Ok I’m gonna have to ask y’all to listen in this one

Also spoiler warning for Corpse Party and Omori, and a TW for hanging, blood and general death

Seiko from Corpse Party, and Mari from Omori. Right.

I have proof to back up what I’m boutta say as well

Corpse Party: Blood Covered came out in 2006 (Blood Covered is the first game in the franchise, in Chapter 1 you play as Naomi ((pronounced Ni-O-Me)) with Seiko ((pronounced Se-Ko)) as your companion, the two argue and split up, in this time all the negative emotions within Naomi make it easier for a spirit to possess her, while possessed Naomi hangs Seiko in the bathroom. When you then come back to playing as Naomi after briefly playing as Seiko, Naomi tries to find Seiko to apologise, not remembering anything that had happened as she was possessed, only to find her hanging in one of the bathroom stalls, and that’s all that’s needed to make this make sence)

Corpse Party: Book of Shadows came out in 2011 (Book of Shadows is the second game in the franchise and all you need to know about this one, is that everything from before plays out the same, except this time Naomi is able to save Seiko, but because Seiko remembers being hung by Naomi, she runs off. Seiko then falls down a flight of stairs and fucking dies)

Omori came out in 2020 (haven’t played the game yet and the context needed will be provided in the screenshots that I have, as far as I’m aware)

Now that I’ve Infodumped about Corpse Party, let’s get on to both of their demises, shall we?

Seiko falls down the stairs and fucking dies

Mari falls down the stairs and fucking dies

Seiko is found hanging

Mari is found hanging

I feel like I’ve made my point here

-Moth/Lust

Ultra Magnus: *Notices Brainstorm and Perceptor*

Ultra Magnus: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.

Rodimus: You mean... you ship them?

not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day

Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

There is only one reason people date Sam in Stardew Valley

To my two friends who are aware of my Tumblr, yes I am absolutely calling myself out here, no I am not ashamed. To everyone else, your words are but fiction on my screen. Who am I to believe your thoughts when my own are already the truth of my mind?

I'm getting off track.

The only reason (aside from being good looking and really cool) I would date Sam is so that I can get it with his dad. I mean, have you seen him?

HE'S THE DILF THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

I WOULD WORSHIP HIM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES TO BE WITHIN 10 FEET OF HIS GLORY. FORGET ROBIN, KENT IS THE TRUE QUEEN.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RUGGED MAN TO ROCK UP AT MY DOOR TO SAY HI. HE CAME TO SEE ME ON THE FIRST DAY HE WAS BACK. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE SAM GOT HIS HOTNESS FROM AND BOOM. QUESTION ANSWERED.

Also, he sends you bombs through the mail. This man has balls of fucking titanium. The government bows to his will. He wants to send explosives to the local farmer through the mail service? Fucking let him, just make sure that the mailman is well insured. I will die to be with this man.