If I Had A Nickel For Every Purple Villain With An Obsession Of Rabbits Ive Been Deeply In Love With,

played gartic phone w/ my siblings,,,

Open up, Polyblank! (GOES WRONG) (3 AM)

In which Polyblank and Cassette talk about Feelings and Stuff and nothing bad happens after

at this point nothing Charlie Slimecicle will do surprise me. Nothing. He could win the Olympics and I would think it makes sense. He could adopt three hundred tarantulas and train them to dance ballet. He could invent a language only cakes can understand. He could commit mass manslaughter, and I wouldn’t bat an eye. Nothing would phase me. I am immune.

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay??? I made you??? I showed you infinity??? And what did you do with it??? Hang out with my grandson??? Raise echoes of my daughter??? What's your life without me??? Admit it??? You would've been me??? I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine??? But eventually you did??? You lived in my house???

Love being able to understand only a tiny bit of Spanish. I can’t understand what you want to do but I can understand that you hate your bitch wife

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

sleepless nights

his ass is NEVER beating the allegations