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Ohhhhh

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

This strange sound can mean ‘yes’ in the Swedish language.

Out of anything I could have expected or anticipated, this was no where close.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

The sentence “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is grammatically correct. Is English even real

Imagine your icon forcing you to learn a fake language

I feel like I should change my icon to Ling (Yao) just for posts like these.

Imagine your icon stealing your birthday cake from the table and slinking off to hide somewhere and eat it for themselves.

That moment when a word in one language translates to a word in your language you still don't know

throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.

A black ribbon is a symbol of remembrance and mourning. Used also as a political statement. And in this case, a Black ribbon to also represent racial hate crime. Reblog this Ribbon,  Let the symbol of our hearts show to Michael Brown in this case, and also for all those affected by the same. Never forget.

(The Ribbon is transparent)

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Tumblr and Puns

I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,

kore = this, sore = that, dore = which koko = here, soko = there, doko = where koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

An Etymological Map of the Brain by Neuroskeptic

JAPAN DID THE THING

my printer can suck a dick 

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

Rules to learning English

1. their our know rules

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

You win this round cheese

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

I found a gem. A glossary of fandom terms.

http://www.ainself.net/irony/get_medieval/fandomvocab.htm

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

lion leopard lynx do I win?

animal that starts with L

………..long cat