Commander Renee Minkowski

"Watch the Owl House", they said. "It's just a silly little kids cartoon about magic and fun times."

yes yes theyre probably going to have hunter tearfully tell his friends that hes a grimwalker and then have an identity crisis that his friends help him through but you know whats funnier. if he just. never tells them. and then after canon he does a bunch of grimwalker stuff and his friends just have to deal with the fact that hes weird as hell.

like amity sits next to him in class and hes taking notes and then crumpling up the paper and eating it. and when she asks him why the hell hes doing that he tells her he likes the taste of ink. the kids go on a cruise and hunter does a nosedive into the boiling sea and everyone freaks out but he floats back up again and hes fine and willow tries to touch the water and gets a burn. gus is practicing illusions and he wants to make a bigger one so hunters like “oh! hold my hand!” and gus is like “hell yeah moral support” and then he creates the shadow realm and hes like “damn thats some good moral support.” during flyer derby someone shoots a spell at him and he turns into stone to deflect it and turns back to normal and gets all the flags bc the other team is too busy figuring out what the hell was going on. like what would you even do if you saw that.

it’s jon the archivist. it’s him. i drew him. look at him. look at him go.

eat those peoples trauma, jarchivist. enjoy your meal.

the funniest possible outcome for any of this:

-darius becomes hunter’s adoptive dad

-alador fixes himself and becomes an actually good father

-odalia refuses to change and alador divorces her

-alador takes the kids in the divorce

-darius and alador get back together (because we’ve decided those two are like, definitely exes, right?)

-amity and hunter are siblings now and they both absolutely HATE IT

and arthur custard?

John Doenut

they should keep up the trend of disney creators absolutely HATING disney. luz lamenting about how they could have gone to the beach if they had “time for twenty other adventures.” steve the coven guard voiced by alex hirsch crying at the two gay old ladies when disney didn’t let them put the gay old ladies in gravity falls. last episode when severine voiced by dana terrace quit her job from the vague directing and demanding but unrewarding environment of her workplace. pretty sure in amphibia polly disemboweled a mouse toy and hop pop yelled “eat the rich” while chopping a robot’s arm off with a guillotine. someone add more examples i wanna start a collection

yesssssss happy late dougmas

Here's some W359 Christmas fan art I made to celebrate Eiffel's birthday yesterday!

This takes place post-canon, which is why Eiffel and Minkowski look different.. and Dominik Koudelka is also there. I think I subconsciously made him look vaguely like Gabriel Urbina.. so that's something, haha!

Little something to help ease what happened in today's episode~

So… King’s brain is in his jaw? Stomach?