Peter Giving Miles The Tour Around HQ:

“NO LET ME HAVE THIS LANCE IS ALTEAN”

Avengers Nine-Nine

Acceptable responses while watching any JackSepticEye Video:

1. When you forget to turn the volume down before the intro

2. When something questionable happens

3. When you’re not sure if that glitch was supposed to happen or not

4. When Anti possesses Jack (or any ego)

5. When Jack is close to that Number 1 Victory Royale, but ends up getting killed

6. When PMA is brought up

7. And overall just being thankful for everything he does

Oh fuck i started crying out of laughter, please find me an inhaler. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That Time You Farted and Everything Turned Out OK.

Summary: After take out you get gassy Word Count: 670-ish Warnings: Farting, food, fun poking

A/N: I started this as a preference almost a year ago but I couldn’t make it work and then I turned it into a drabble and POOF it only took a couple hours to write.

Tags: @manawhaat @aprofoundbondwithdean @mrswhozeewhatsis @kayteonline @fairytale-belle

 It was a normal Wednesday afternoon. The four of you were sitting in the library trying to solve a local case after Sam brought burritos and tacos back for everyone (aside from Cas because it just tasted like molecules) when you felt the first evidence of a fart brewing. You tried your best to stop the inevitable fart that was making it’s way through your intestines for just a few minutes so you could escape the room discreetly without anyone noticing but apparently Dean had a thousand things to say about the spell he’d found and wasn’t planning on shutting up anytime soon…Well, as he was talking your body decided it was time to release the pressure and unfortunately, since you were sitting on the unforgivingly hard library chair, the fart that could have been silent if you’d been standing ended up being LOUD! Like, shake the room loud. You turned redder than Dean’s flannel and immediately looked down at your book. Out of the corner of your eye you could see that Sam went completely still and sat up straighter in his chair, Cas didn’t even seem to notice but of course, Dean was staring at you.

Czytaj dalej

The Adventures of Kuro part: 2 | Voltron Amino

Artist: Theprojectava

<3

that is a good question

wait, what about all of the pregnant woman? did fetus’s just suddenly disappear from the womb when thanos snapped his finger?

So damn true

Me when reading fanfiction: I want the story to be as close to canon as possible so I really feel like I’m in that universe.

Me when reading Marvel fanfiction: Fuck you.

Happy Pride Fuck The Police

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

Today is a big day….. Happy birthday for Seán or know for everyone as Jacksepticeye!!! Your Polish Fans love you for everything Jack!!! 😙😚😘😄😆✋🎊🎉🎁🎈🎨🍪🎂 @therealjacksepticeye #septicart #septicsam #septiceye #jacksepticeyebirthday #polishsepticart #promarker #birthday #art #polishart

baby: m-- ..... m-- ......

me (as mom): omg shes gonna say momma !!

baby: m-- ... m-- .... mieczyslaw

me: lmao TRUUUU