Oh Fuck I Started Crying Out Of Laughter, Please Find Me An Inhaler. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh fuck i started crying out of laughter, please find me an inhaler. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That Time You Farted and Everything Turned Out OK.

Summary: After take out you get gassy Word Count: 670-ish Warnings: Farting, food, fun poking

A/N: I started this as a preference almost a year ago but I couldn’t make it work and then I turned it into a drabble and POOF it only took a couple hours to write.

Tags: @manawhaat @aprofoundbondwithdean @mrswhozeewhatsis @kayteonline @fairytale-belle

It was a normal Wednesday afternoon. The four of you were sitting in the library trying to solve a local case after Sam brought burritos and tacos back for everyone (aside from Cas because it just tasted like molecules) when you felt the first evidence of a fart brewing. You tried your best to stop the inevitable fart that was making it’s way through your intestines for just a few minutes so you could escape the room discreetly without anyone noticing but apparently Dean had a thousand things to say about the spell he’d found and wasn’t planning on shutting up anytime soon…Well, as he was talking your body decided it was time to release the pressure and unfortunately, since you were sitting on the unforgivingly hard library chair, the fart that could have been silent if you’d been standing ended up being LOUD! Like, shake the room loud. You turned redder than Dean’s flannel and immediately looked down at your book. Out of the corner of your eye you could see that Sam went completely still and sat up straighter in his chair, Cas didn’t even seem to notice but of course, Dean was staring at you.

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