Old Man Voice: Back In My Day, You Didn't Have To Pay To Ship. You Could Just Ship Whomever You Wanted

I'm lazy boy

Every day I get a little bit closer to wanting to do and host a massive tumblr art trade art blog event that's like Art Fight but for proshippers and is like CreativeClash but I'm the one in charge and doing it and hosting the fun team theme polls and stuff pensive 😔

I also get a little closer to wanting to host Proship roleplay blogs where people can look for RP partners

Credit to @rayday-mayday for my new Proship banner with my F/O! (I know you said I didn't have to credit you, but I'd feel rather sad if I didn't at least make a post with your credit!)

Sometimes a Son’s Greatest Fear is Becoming His Father

Louder for the people in the back!

For real though, the amount of times I have seen Antis go 'Well, you're prioritizing YOUR comfort over others (mine)!" Whenever someone is doing shit they don't like.

Like, bruh, you're telling someone to stop comforting themselves in a way that helps them for YOU! You're prioritizing your comfort over someone else.

I'm honestly so fucking sick of antis shrieking that "proshipping is disrespectful to CSA survivors uwu". Or worse- "proshippers are fetishizing my twauma!"

DUDE.

What is truly disrespectful is using CSA survivors as a false flag to hide behind in order to push your puritanical agenda.

CSA survivors do NOT appreciate being used as a poster child for your pro-censorship, anti-kink, Evangelical, TERFy bullshit.

To use us as a "gotcha" shield for your denouncement of 'bad-wrong' fictional ships does not frame you as an activist. It only reveals you as the gaping asshole that you are.

And as for "fetishizing your trauma"?

We don't know you. We know nothing about you other than the fact that you came into our house and started pissing and shitting yourself over properly-tagged content that we made in order to process our own trauma.

Hate to break it to you, but you are NOT the only person on the planet who has suffered. You aren't special. Get over your main character syndrome and understand that everyone processes trauma in different ways, and just because it may not be the right method for YOU, doesn't mean that it doesn't help me or other survivors.

Learn to be angry with your abuser(s) and not strangers on the internet who are trying to heal.

And might I also add that to actively try to force other survivors to stop processing their trauma just because they are doing so in ways you find personally distasteful, helps no one but their abuser(s).

I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY FRIEND LOUDLY FUCKING SAYS 'OH YOU'RE A PROSHIPPER, YOU LOVE INCEST' IN FUCKING PUBLIC ONE MORE TIME I WILL LOUDLY TALK ABOUT HER 'INFACTUATION' WITH FOXES AND SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT

I have seen your requests! Fear not askers of doodles! For I will toil away, chipping at drawing your requests no matter how long it takes my hand. Speed I shall, efficiency is must, but above all, I wish to create a piece you adore.

Or in actual words, I'm gonna draw everything as quickly and greatly as I can and I hope you'll like your doodle when I get to you :3

So I created this Proshipper Burner account yesterday

And I'm so happy to FINALLY see all the Proshippers people have been holding their crosses against. My god, Y'all are so chill. I am so happy to have fellow 'Just cuz I like it in fiction doesn't mean I condone it' people.

Do you have trans HCs?

I have plenty. Trans headcanons are basically some of my favorite Headcanons. To list only a few I headcanon:

Dee from The Metal Family to be a closeted trans fem

Danny Phantom to be a trans masc

Edmira from The Owl House to be trans fem

Slime Boy from High Guardian Spice to not really care what pronouns people use for him, he just enjoys being perceived

And Lars from Steven Universe is so trans masc it hurts

My design sucks but

I created my own Proshipper warning tag for me. It's ugly as fuck, but it gets my point across and has my fictional boyfriend. I will gladly take any tips to make this look not as ugly. Banner design is not one of my skill levels lmao ToT

*cracks my knuckles* *Cracks my joints* *breaks my fucking back* Lessgo

three ships: Max Goof x Bradly Uppercrust the iii (Goofy Movies), Kendo x Monoma (MHA), Pearl x Amythest (Steven Universe)

first ship: As far back as I could remember, I would stay up late at nigh too look up PPG x RRB on youtube. Those were my first ever ships.

last song: Impossible cover by I Am King

last movie: The Goofy Movie! Soon it will be The Extremely Goofy Movie

currently reading: I just finished it, but I was reading a book called 'Both Sides Now' which is about a kinda closeted trans student in Debate club who ends up making it into a national debate! Only problem? He has to debate whether or not trans people should be allowed to use the bathroom. (it's really good)

currently watching: Dungeon Meshi, dub version. Call me a coward, say that I am 'Lazy for not reading the subtitles' I do not care. I personally enjoy being able to look up from my screen and not miss a huge chunk of words.

currently eating/ate: Garlic Bread and Mac/And Chees

currently craving: If I was hungry, I would wanna continue eating my Mac and Cheese and Garlic bread ;-;

@rayday-mayday @paganmindidnothingwrong @proshipperz

tagged by @themarydragon 🥰

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Three Ships: Zelink (Zelda/Link, Legend of Zelda), Shirbert (Anne/Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables or Anne With An E) and Locklyle (Lucy/Lockwood from Lockwood and Co)

First Ship: i joined tumblr in 2017 for BoTW Zelink and all of my fandom experience spiralled from here. i started playing LoZ games before that though, maybe 2008? and there was a fanfic tab (though it wasn't called like that) on the help website i used

Last Song: ......... "Last Night - Official Madison Song" by Chris Anderson and DJ Robbie (it's on my summer playlist bc of childhood nostalgia, i don't go out of my way to listen to it usually 😂)

Last Movie: Maze Runner: The Death Cure (justice for Newt)

Currently Reading: book wise, I just finished The Two Towers (and am not so patiently awaiting Return of the King to, well, return to the library so i can borrow it)

Currently Watching: Once Upon A Time (nearly done with S1)

Currently Eating: waiting for my dinner to cook (ratatouille and semolina and eggs)

Currently Craving: CHEESE. my kingdom riches gratitude for a scrap of french cheese!!!!

tagging: @js589 @ohmyoverland @hailqiqi @unnamednarrator @practicallyasleep @cateringfears @applesjuice @redplaidjacket @beckybubbles would love your thoughts on this if that's something you're up to :)