Gonna Write A Twilight Fanfic But Im Gonna Make It Yuri On Ice And NOT 50 Shades

remembering all the times i spent money

I <3 when people just draw Wolverine in an extreme cartoon way to the point he looks like an angry square. It’s such a Beautiful rendition of him- I think Marvel Rivals plays with this idea so curiously and I love his big broad build!! :)

Another repost, planning to re-edit this and post it once I finish a few more chapters of my Feral Baby Logan AU, but here ya'll go! I'll be uploading what I have un-edited of this AU within the next few hours i think.

FBL: Logan reflects. (Angst, self hatred)

Here’s the thing about being a Feral child soldier:

Sometimes people don’t get it. They all look at him and pity him. He sees it in their eyes, smells it, sweating like they’re still teenagers, all waiting to see how the loner kid is gonna react.

Logan went to high school for a total of one week before the Weapon X scientists decided he was too wild to pretend and swapped him out for Victor

The thing is… he enjoyed it. Not all of it, obviously, thank fuck they got that collar off of him, and the tests he could do without. But… he misses the energy. He misses the violence. Hunting humans isn’t that different from hunting a moose. They can both kill you, but at the end of the day, they’re both easily trackable when they don’t know they're being hunted. And they always get tired first.

…

He’s killed a lot of people.

He’s felt their flesh give under his hands, tender stomachs give under the sharpness of his claws. He’s felt their sticky brain matter and fluids on his fingertips as he’s bashed their heads into walls. Moments, ragdolls, animals. That’s all they feel like in the moment. Prey he caught and slaughtered, as all prey is.

He knows the feeling of human blood, viscera in his mouth, the iron tang familiar on his tongue as he and Victor clear out rooms, entire bases of foreign militaries. When time stops moving, no sound besides the rhythmic dripping of blood from the body stuck in the ceiling. Nothing besides their panting, as they wait for the rest of their team.

He doesn’t realize how strange it is to feel that way until he hears the doctors. And then his Boss. And then the X-men. They all point it out as something wrong. And sure, he knows he has things to make up for, but really, This is what they get hung up on?

It’s like none of them have read his rap sheet.

(None of them have, except Xavier. They wanted to give him time to tell them. He will not know this until it is too late.)

He only really regrets two people he’s ever killed. Two children, belonging to an american politician.

(It’s what started the brainwashing, what motivated them to isolate him. If he didn’t remember, he wouldn’t worry about it. He didn’t need to doubt them. He didn’t need to think. All he had to do was fight for them.)

But now, with his feelings and his mind unlocked now he can’t help but feel sick when he thinks of them. Their little chubby faces, unblemished by time. Their thin, baby hair just growing out, the older ones quiet snores. They had slept together that night. It reminded him of his friends.

So he gets it a little, the way they look at him. The way Xaviers face goes gray whenever he tries to read Logan's mind. Pity and shame and disgust.

He gets it more when he has to hold Kurt after his first kill.

He understands it most when he has to face Victor again, when Victor has been stripped of himself and, like him Before, all that is left is Sabretooth.

It's 2 am and I am being plagued with thoughts of girl dad Wolverine. I watched several of the X-men movies recently and the amount of teens that he's forced to interact with despite not being a legitimate professor??? wild. This smelly, alcoholic, wanderer just seems to have a talent for collecting teen girls? They like legitimately trust him for some reason. And I kinda get it don't get me wrong. I adore the way he treats the young ladies in the movies and animated shows, it's just the loyalty that they return that's kinda captivating.

Like. I cannot stop thinking of Logan being assigned as the back up chaperone for the girls. Especially for missions. Of course if they take teen girls out on a mission they try to bring a lady professor along too. Usually storm, She is really pulling some den mother hours across the franchises. But in the absence of her or Jean, I think Logan must naturally be the back up option for the girls. And not just by their own election either. Although it's incredibly funny to picture them all collectively discussing who they want to be in charge of them and telling Scott (who i love, but also love to fuck with) That they all voted and the male teacher they trust the most is fucking Logan of all people. The insult???

But also Charles would think it's a great idea, not only because it gives Logan a responsibility that'll keep him in place and on task, but also because Wolverine canonically can smell people up to half a mile away and has super enhanced hearing.

Like the grubby asshole is probably gonna pass out in the living room of whatever safe house with a beer in his hand, but he'll also be strategically placed between all entrances and the boys half of the house, and the girls. You cannot get past him. He's a sleeping guard dog.

Imagine with me for a moment, a room full of teenage boys their girlfriends just ten feet away, away from the school and the psychics for once, with distracted guardians off planning or passed out. All collectively hovering in the doorway of their temporary room, knowing that if they take two steps into the living room that bottle is flying at their heads. Just trapped in there.

One girl tries to sneak past him early in the night and without opening an eye he just says, "Don't even think about it."

Just Logan in his most natural guard dog state.

The frustration vs the reassurance of the teens. Absolutely no one is getting within three thousand feet of them without him knowing. And that means they can't get away with shit.

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

A horn blared and Shun very promptly noticed three things.

One, he was in the middle of the street.

Two, there was an SUV bearing down on him, the distance closing too rapidly to do anything about.

Lastly and by far the most inane of his observations was that a pair of birds were wheeling overhead through the sky.

‘Welp,’ Shun surprised himself with how utterly calm he felt in that instant, acceptance of his imminent fate delivering all anxiety from him. ‘This is going to suck.’

“SHUN!”

His mother was screaming. She sounded horrified, tear stricken, her voice reaching pitches he’d never heard it.

Shun closed his eyes.

A solid force hooked his entire body and seized him, flinging him forward like he’d just been slung by a massive elastic band and Shun squeaked in shock only to have the sound abruptly muffled by a solid chest wrapped in soft cotton.

He looked up only to see Saiki, pale and shaken as he held Shun firm. His eyes were round and his lips were white but within a couple of breaths the emotion was gone.

str8 up stole this from twilight btw. while im on the subject.

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.

Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??

She had enough