melonmaw - Oli
Oli

My old account got nuked. 19. Any Pronouns. Mostly a Lesbian.

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2 months ago
"This Story Expanded On That Premise, Casting Him As A Mentor And Father-figure To Kitty. He Has A Code
"This Story Expanded On That Premise, Casting Him As A Mentor And Father-figure To Kitty. He Has A Code

"This story expanded on that premise, casting him as a mentor and father-figure to Kitty. He has a code he lives by; it's plain and it can be hard and it's very clear. You accept him, by extention you accept it as well. Kitty comes to understand him better and through him, herself." - Chris Claremont on the Kitty Pryde and Wolverine series

Kitty Pryde and Wolverine #4 (1985) by Chris Claremont and Al Milgrom

2 months ago

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

2 months ago

hello hi, it’s been a bit. I got terribly busy immediately after the holidays :,) I still am to be honest but I wanted to get back into the swing of things

Hello Hi, It’s Been A Bit. I Got Terribly Busy Immediately After The Holidays :,) I Still Am To Be
Hello Hi, It’s Been A Bit. I Got Terribly Busy Immediately After The Holidays :,) I Still Am To Be
Hello Hi, It’s Been A Bit. I Got Terribly Busy Immediately After The Holidays :,) I Still Am To Be

To that one person I promised I’d post my moomin essay, I still will!! I’m sorry it’s taken so long!

I’m working on my final film production in uni and multitasking is not my forte

2 months ago

it's a best ship dynamic when it:

It's A Best Ship Dynamic When It:
It's A Best Ship Dynamic When It:
2 months ago
Cry For Them Every Night
Cry For Them Every Night
Cry For Them Every Night
Cry For Them Every Night
Cry For Them Every Night
Cry For Them Every Night

cry for them every night

2 months ago

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

2 months ago

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

2 months ago
FINALLY DONE!! Thanks So Much To @mantis-creature For Giving Me This INCREDIBLE Idea! Hope You Guys Like

FINALLY DONE!! thanks so much to @mantis-creature for giving me this INCREDIBLE idea! Hope you guys like it, its my first screenshot redraw doodle in a LONG time.

FINALLY DONE!! Thanks So Much To @mantis-creature For Giving Me This INCREDIBLE Idea! Hope You Guys Like

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2 months ago

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

2 months ago
YUUUUUUP
YUUUUUUP

YUUUUUUP

2 months ago
Grips Them So Hard They Explode Into A Quadrillion Atoms Again

grips them so hard they explode into a quadrillion atoms again

2 months ago
melonmaw - Oli
2 months ago

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

2 months ago

Guys send me asks about Snufkin or Logan!! In the mood for yapping rn.

2 months ago
How Can People Claim Logan Is Straight, When These Comics Exist??
How Can People Claim Logan Is Straight, When These Comics Exist??
How Can People Claim Logan Is Straight, When These Comics Exist??

How can people claim Logan is straight, when these comics exist??

2 months ago

me listening to songs

Me Listening To Songs
2 months ago
She Fantastin’ On My Five Til I Cyclops.
She Fantastin’ On My Five Til I Cyclops.
She Fantastin’ On My Five Til I Cyclops.

She Fantastin’ on my Five til I Cyclops.

3 months ago
Comic I Made Based On A Vc Conversation About "a Stoner Comedy Where They Hit Buddha With Their Car"

comic i made based on a vc conversation about "a stoner comedy where they hit buddha with their car"

3 months ago

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

3 months ago
What's With These Homies Dissing My Girl

What's with these homies dissing my girl

3 months ago

here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not

panel from one of the moomin comics where someone says "he (moomintroll) didn't mean to kill you!" to which moomintroll replies "yes i did!"
moomin comic panel where snorkmaiden asks moomintroll "darling, when are you going to kill him?" to which moomintroll replies "at six am tomorrow."
moomin comic panel where moomin papa is solemnly looking down at snufkin whilst snufkin fishes. moominpappa says "snufkin, i have to confess to you that the police are after me."
a set of two panels from the moomin comics. in the first moomintroll is sadly standing in a body of water and he is saying "i guess i had better drown myself..." in the second panel, he is floating in the water with a wide eyed expression and saying "it's a pity i swim so well."
a set of two panels from the moomin comics. in the first, moominpappa, moomintroll, snorkmaiden, and moominmamma are sat in a bustling, fancy restaurant. moominpappa exclaims "let's go, i don't think we fit in here." snorkmaiden replies "it is, of course, an opium den. let me handle this. the second panel is an upclose on snorkmaiden as she proclaims "waiter! four marijuana!"
a panel from the moomin comics where mrs fillyjonk is hugging one of her children whilst the other two stand behind her in fear. moominmamma is looking up at mrs fillyjonk frustrated. mrs fillyjonk is saying "mrs moomin, you bit my child in the ankle!" to which moominmamma replies "yes! and i'll do it again!"
a panel from the moomin comics where moominmamma is waiting on a pair of gangsters as moomintroll looms behind her. moominmamma says to the gangsters "some lemon juice?" to which one of them replies "you think gangsters drink juice ma'am?"
a panel from the moomin comics where moominpappa and snufkin are sat at a table together. moominpappa excitedly asks snufkin "tell us all that's happening out in the world!" to which snufkin replies "fuss and misery" as he nonchalantly smokes his pipe.
3 months ago

I think people would armchair diagnose bad people with cluster B disorders much less if psychiatric disorders hadn't all been given names by ableists who of course picked the traits most unberarable to "sane" people to name them rather than, you know, the ways it affects the people that have them. It's like, when doctors are all "this disorder gives you extremely low self esteem. and it's called the Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder" or "this disorder makes you want to die so bad. and it's called the Hysteric Bitch Disorder" or "this disorder disconnects you from your peers. and it's called the Insane Evil Cunt Disorder" and so on and so forth, so of course you have people going "oh, this person is a selfish fucking asshole, they MUST have Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder! this further proves that all people with this disorder are like that in the first place!" Do You See It

3 months ago

HE'S SO LITTLE?!?!?!!?

i havent been able to find much sabretooth stuff written by ben percy(trying to predict if the sabretooth war is gonna be good or not) BUT this panel kinda gives me hope....

I Havent Been Able To Find Much Sabretooth Stuff Written By Ben Percy(trying To Predict If The Sabretooth

(context -> hes saving him from being shot at, team x era, x lives of wolverine issue #1)


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3 months ago

In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

3 months ago

Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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