Duck Heaven Omg

HAHSHSHSHSHS

TOTALLY NOT MY MOST USED EXTRA TAG

I'm not even fucking kidding

which ao3 tag are you?

guilty as charged, officer 👐🏻 🔫 👮

What I really need is for Ty to be completely unhinged about his crush on Kit

My man deserves to go full mad scientist for this one

Like, here he is being presented with this little blond specimen of a traumatized twink - every autistic's dream btw - and you expect him NOT to observe, analyze, and dissect Kit's intracellular structure and skeletal organization, NOT to pick apart his insecurities and inner-most desires as if they aren't being held beneath an election microscope? Absolutely the fuck not

This bitch is making a character of remaining unknown, running away, and keeping secrets for fear of hurting what's close to him

That means logically, of course, Ty deserves to know him. Entirely, positively, intimately

Represent us neurodivergents and be completely disturbed with your love. You already slept outside his door like a fucking creep anyway Be who you are Ty Blackthorn. Live your truth

starting school again tomorrow and my brain is full of pjo, Masonyew, solangelo, and other random shit and I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP

HOW AM I MEANT TO FOCUS ON GCSE'S WHEN THESE IDIOTS ARE CRAWLING AROUND MY HEAD 😭😭

ARGHHH 😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

gotta love flirting with your best friend and then friendzoning him-

He hummed softly, casually reaching out and twirling a strand of the other boy’s hair around his finger, and grinned as Jake blushed a deep shade of red, staring at him for a moment, then quickly looking away and clearing his throat. “Yeah, I take it back.” He said, voice strained. “You can definitely flirt. Gods, Michael.” Michael snickered, winking and leaning back, looking back towards Cleo, who had successfully got Max to fire a few shots close to the middle, which was impressive considering he was pretty sure the older boy couldn’t think straight right now. “Shame we’re just friends, then, if you’re that easy to fluster.” He teased, and Jake coughed again, voice still a bit tight. “Yeah, shame.”

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oooh ooh ooh

thanks for the tag! <333

- Kitty brain dump

- college au neeks n will edition

- TLOASA (AMS) {posted/updating}

- hallmates (lotr)

- Hall Maties (LOTR)

- au chatfic

- SOULMATES AU

- princes with shitty backgrounds

- valgracy

- trans

- chb-tmsc {posted/updating}

- bom - emmy <3

no pressure tags! <333

@bowsinhair @the1astolympian @owls-can-read @pain-is-too-tired @fel1ra

Help, I'm being bullied by the elderly--

tagged by @jellyfishjuliet

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips or close enough, idk, I'm not a cop

"Bury a Friend"

"A Light At The End"

"Prince of Witches"

"Checking In"

"Trinity: A Midsummer's Nightmare"

"No Return (Last Chapter Woo!)"

"Angel of Small Death" (Mature. I mean...cause yeah--)

i tag the following: @authenticaussie @shadowuserannie @paladin-of-nerd-fandom65 @zorilleerrant Woe! violence upon ye as well!

thanks! <333

Last song listened to: Phobia by Nothing but Thieves

Favourite colour: Light blue

Last book: Lady midnight by Cassandra Clare

Last movie: Lord of the rings the twin towers? I think?

Last TV show: Fuck knows, I don't watch TV in general :D

sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet all the way. my spice tolerance is negative 6

Last google: 'dwarf mongoose'

my friend said i gave off that vibe okay, I had to search it 😭

they r quite cute btw, it is not a wasted search :)

Relationship status: single :(

Obsessions: oh boy here we go:

Masonyew. cabin seven. Michael Yew in general. my six wips that are equally unfinished but I have so many thoughts about them taking up space in my head. Lee Fletcher. leeluke actually, I may be a Lee/Castor shipper but leeluke is quite appealing too. kit/Ty from the Shadowhunters universe. my own actual novels that I'm writing that are nowhere near finishing but hey at least I'm trying to do something with my life 🤷🏻‍♀️

it's a miracle I'm still living a functioning life and managing to study for my GCSE's with all this crap in my head fml

Looking forwards to: tbh I just want to sleep in tmmr and bake some Christmas themed shit. other than that, seeing my grandparents at Christmas :)

Tags: @bowsinhair @the1astolympian @fel1ra no pressure!

plus anyone else who wants to join :D

Ten People I'd Like to Know Tag: tagged by @retradwife ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡

Last song: bambi by aziya...

Favorite color: refused to have one since i watched ex machina

Last book: Backup and Recovery: Inexpensive Backup Solutions for Open Systems

Last movie: ...fight club for the millionth time

Last TV show: the first few episodes of how to get away with murder a month or so ago

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory

Relationship status: forever alone

Last thing I Googled: norway prison food (i'm so fucking jealous)

Current obsession(s): true crime and tumblr girls and being normal

Looking forward to: being an aunt :p

Tagging: @irkutskmmaniacs @bbbbasenji @rh1nest0neluvvsu @eloras-account @dread-and-despair-dyke @rivetsiege @bethelgirl @au-hemeanssomething @anthraxoddity @harvonite and anyone else i've ever interacted with ever

Quotes from my friends as pjo characters bc y not

they gradually get better (kinda)

Connor: we successfully robbed a diamond.

Travis: im so impressed

Malcolm: I'm not bailing you out

Luke, sneaking through Olympus to steal the lightning bolt: YOU SEE NOTHING FATHER, YOU. SEE. NOTHINGGGGGAH.

Leo: i dont need help, i need support

Piper: and I've got the scaffolding!

Jason: NO

Michael: Will's back is the straightest thing about him

Lee: Michael, you can't criticise, you hypocrite

Michael: have you seen him do a bridge?

Drew, talking about Lou Ellen: sometimes at night I sit there and scroll through her reposts

Mitchell: I'm aware. I heard you cackling from next door

Percy, sticking a carbonara pot on his foot: I should wear that as a shoe...

Annabeth: YOU OWN SNEAKERS??

Katie, after eating pineapple: Well, that was dehumanising.

Castor: You look like an otter.

Pollux - attempts a hair flip: I know, it's my charm

Austin, holding a pair of pyjama shorts: I cannot wear this, because Kayla will pants me, because she is hungry with vengeance.

Will: Sorry, what- I changed my mind, I don't want to know.

Nyssa: tell him hes the raisin you're looking for to put in your potato salad

Jake: I asked for relationship advice, the fuck?

Chris: I was genuinely worried that he'd come over, hold us at gunpoint and tell us to empty our pockets and all we'd be able to give him is fucking jelly babies

Clarisse: I left you for two minutes.

Malcolm: go outside and get some air!

Annabeth, on a work spree: what air? We have air in here!

Hazel: you do realise you're hopeless, right?

Nico, in a pining mood: he even twerks casually.

Hazel: I'M SORRY-

Lacy: You can't buy stuff from a charity shop, it's only for the charitable.

Drew: I'm charitable! - walks in

Lacy, when she walks back out: your card got declined

Drew: fuck off

Castor: you have such a low sense of self esteem

Lee, frantically scribbling on an infirmary form: what's self esteem?

Michael Headcanons because why not :3

Demi

Chinese descent

Was born in Olympia,Washington.

Michael's mom was a creative writer teacher and a poet,along with doubleing as her school's archery couch. She passed suddenly during a wreck why driving them home after she finished couching that evening.

He ended up getting chased by a monster after he refused to get out when it was disguised as a worried passerby.

He was found by Hedge and taken to camp.

Scar along his side from the accident

Loves his hair being played with, it makes him think of his mom. But he definitely won't admit it.

Has a bow made for him to fit his stance more properly

Terrible liar

Has truth abilities,usually noticing visual clues that someone gives when they lie or holding something back.

Dude struggles not to give in to his little siblings. He's a bigger softy than he seems.

He will keep bringing random animals into the cabin if he's not stopped. No one knows where he gets them.

Loves climbing on anything. You'll usually see him perched on something that's definitely not a seat.

Good at tracking

Definitely punk

He definitely has a habit of love chomps. Especially as a little kid

Canon 7: Apollo ☀️🎶