Introducing ✨ The Men Of TWP ✨

a little something i made a while ago and will probably never finish

<333 might be one person but that one person has the POWER of a reblog button I am here ✨

@fel1ra @the1astolympian @bowsinhair @pain-is-too-tired @bleep-bloop-boo @starryssunflowers @owls-can-read and anyone else I provably forgoT TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE

thay goes for you too berry just saying-

love y'all! 🔪<33

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Michael Headcanons because why not :3

Demi

Chinese descent

Was born in Olympia,Washington.

Michael's mom was a creative writer teacher and a poet,along with doubleing as her school's archery couch. She passed suddenly during a wreck why driving them home after she finished couching that evening.

He ended up getting chased by a monster after he refused to get out when it was disguised as a worried passerby.

He was found by Hedge and taken to camp.

Scar along his side from the accident

Loves his hair being played with, it makes him think of his mom. But he definitely won't admit it.

Has a bow made for him to fit his stance more properly

Terrible liar

Has truth abilities,usually noticing visual clues that someone gives when they lie or holding something back.

Dude struggles not to give in to his little siblings. He's a bigger softy than he seems.

He will keep bringing random animals into the cabin if he's not stopped. No one knows where he gets them.

Loves climbing on anything. You'll usually see him perched on something that's definitely not a seat.

Good at tracking

Definitely punk

He definitely has a habit of love chomps. Especially as a little kid

One thing I will say about Cassandra Clare and early Shadowhunters stuff is she stood on business ten toes down when it came to her villains. No lame nature vs. nurture debates, no last minute cop out redemption arcs for the YA audience, just demon incest, Victorian Elon musk and demon STDs that turn you into an evil worm. 10/10 no notes.

thanks! <333

Last song listened to: Phobia by Nothing but Thieves

Favourite colour: Light blue

Last book: Lady midnight by Cassandra Clare

Last movie: Lord of the rings the twin towers? I think?

Last TV show: Fuck knows, I don't watch TV in general :D

sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet all the way. my spice tolerance is negative 6

Last google: 'dwarf mongoose'

my friend said i gave off that vibe okay, I had to search it 😭

they r quite cute btw, it is not a wasted search :)

Relationship status: single :(

Obsessions: oh boy here we go:

Masonyew. cabin seven. Michael Yew in general. my six wips that are equally unfinished but I have so many thoughts about them taking up space in my head. Lee Fletcher. leeluke actually, I may be a Lee/Castor shipper but leeluke is quite appealing too. kit/Ty from the Shadowhunters universe. my own actual novels that I'm writing that are nowhere near finishing but hey at least I'm trying to do something with my life 🤷🏻‍♀️

it's a miracle I'm still living a functioning life and managing to study for my GCSE's with all this crap in my head fml

Looking forwards to: tbh I just want to sleep in tmmr and bake some Christmas themed shit. other than that, seeing my grandparents at Christmas :)

Tags: @bowsinhair @the1astolympian @fel1ra no pressure!

plus anyone else who wants to join :D

Ten People I'd Like to Know Tag: tagged by @retradwife ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡

Last song: bambi by aziya...

Favorite color: refused to have one since i watched ex machina

Last book: Backup and Recovery: Inexpensive Backup Solutions for Open Systems

Last movie: ...fight club for the millionth time

Last TV show: the first few episodes of how to get away with murder a month or so ago

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory

Relationship status: forever alone

Last thing I Googled: norway prison food (i'm so fucking jealous)

Current obsession(s): true crime and tumblr girls and being normal

Looking forward to: being an aunt :p

Tagging: @irkutskmmaniacs @bbbbasenji @rh1nest0neluvvsu @eloras-account @dread-and-despair-dyke @rivetsiege @bethelgirl @au-hemeanssomething @anthraxoddity @harvonite and anyone else i've ever interacted with ever

i'd fall for pippin's line ngl

meeting the in-laws i chose violence for my warm up today

HI YOU SEEM SO COOL JAKE AND MICHEAL SHIPPERR <33

HIIII TYSMMM <333

MASONYEWW MY BELOVED :D

Saw someone asking everyone to "stop posting so much Valgrace cause it's clogging the Jason tag" so Im coming here to remind everyone that one, you can block tags. And two, you should post more valgrace.

Writing late at night: ay, this is kinda good. I'm cooking something here.

Waking up the next day and reading it: get me out of the kitchen what the fuck is this