Which Lord Of The Rings Characters Say Fuck:

Barty: I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6'1 and if he’s 6'2, he’ll say he’s 6'3. Barty: Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5'9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5'3. Barty: What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

comet is this michael’s fucking hoodie did you hurt us this way

-mediumgayitalian

What I really need is for Ty to be completely unhinged about his crush on Kit

My man deserves to go full mad scientist for this one

Like, here he is being presented with this little blond specimen of a traumatized twink - every autistic's dream btw - and you expect him NOT to observe, analyze, and dissect Kit's intracellular structure and skeletal organization, NOT to pick apart his insecurities and inner-most desires as if they aren't being held beneath an election microscope? Absolutely the fuck not

This bitch is making a character of remaining unknown, running away, and keeping secrets for fear of hurting what's close to him

That means logically, of course, Ty deserves to know him. Entirely, positively, intimately

Represent us neurodivergents and be completely disturbed with your love. You already slept outside his door like a fucking creep anyway Be who you are Ty Blackthorn. Live your truth

THE CUTEST THING EVER

Idk if that post you made about being bored and wanting asks still applies today, but if it does…

A drawing of ur fave sun forge au at the moment?

(Or LeeLuke)

Ye!!

Some vampire au :3

I have another one i need to post from this as well but hdgd

Jake whined when he felt Michael try to pull away. He immediately wrapped his arms around his waist, burrowing his face in the others feathers. Michael jumped,turning his head. "Jake- what are you-" "Rest too…" He grumbled. "Res- I'm fine-" Michael huffed. Jake looked up at him. Whatever look he gave must've been something, because Michael immediately relaxed. The other sighing softly. "Okay Spikes. Move over."

this week's word is...

Find the word in any WIP and share the sentence containing it. Reply, reblog, stick it in the tags, tag us in a new post, or keep it private. All fandoms, all ships, all writers welcome.

Tf you mean he still dreams of Ty Blackthorn and NOT in a fun sexy times way, but actually in a "he haunts my every sleeping thought and I fear he's gone somewhere I can't reach - and if I do reach that place, I don't think I'll like what I find" type of way

My boy needs to lock in. For the sake of everyone, this traumatized twink behavior can't go on much longer

We're only on Chapter Fucking 2, for Christ's sake

Okay- can you imagine au where Michael technically died in a more normal "died for a second but brought back" kinda of way?

Then you get Leo who actually full on brings himself back with non traditional method

And now poor Jake is having a crisis why also having to deal with both his brother and boyfriend who can and will make jokes about their death.

"Man. This almost as bad as the time I died."

"No kidding"

"Guys please we talked about this-"

"Do you ever think about the fact we died in opposite directions? Like you were swept down and I blew up?"

"Wasn't until now. Thanks for that i guess."

"Leo. Why? Just why?"

"Michael. You can't just tell someone to jump off a bridge as a joke."

"I've fell off a bridge before. They'll be fine."

"You died."

"It didn't stick though, did it?"

oooh ooh ooh

thanks for the tag! <333

- Kitty brain dump

- college au neeks n will edition

- TLOASA (AMS) {posted/updating}

- hallmates (lotr)

- Hall Maties (LOTR)

- au chatfic

- SOULMATES AU

- princes with shitty backgrounds

- valgracy

- trans

- chb-tmsc {posted/updating}

- bom - emmy <3

no pressure tags! <333

@bowsinhair @the1astolympian @owls-can-read @pain-is-too-tired @fel1ra

Help, I'm being bullied by the elderly--

tagged by @jellyfishjuliet

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips or close enough, idk, I'm not a cop

"Bury a Friend"

"A Light At The End"

"Prince of Witches"

"Checking In"

"Trinity: A Midsummer's Nightmare"

"No Return (Last Chapter Woo!)"

"Angel of Small Death" (Mature. I mean...cause yeah--)

i tag the following: @authenticaussie @shadowuserannie @paladin-of-nerd-fandom65 @zorilleerrant Woe! violence upon ye as well!

waitt no pressure but

what if you drew the chaotic trio (will, lou ellen, and cecil)

i just think they would look so freaking awesome in your style

and what if i did

also i love the idea of lou ellen with bantu knots.

no, cecil and will did not dress themselves, lou was the genius behind their outfits. if left to their own devices, cecil would have gone to the mall dressed like the chosen (katana included) and will would look like a hibiscus bush threw up all over a suburban father.