Mustang Was Very Brave To Build His Team With A Chronically-single French Man, A Guy Who Was Born For

Royal Carrier Pigeon Trustworthy all the time First Clip: @skullvolver

not gay enough

You're right. Alright, time to take the infinigay pills

(Dex is owned by @ghoulcandy)

ooc: looking at styx sprite respectfully.

looking at styx sprite RESPECTFULLY.

OOC: my asexual ass sipping tea in the background and weeping while the omninet thirsts over my blorbo.

This is Tumblr I should have expected worse.

We are Team Solar Midnight

We are a rather small squad of mercenary Lancers that formed on a planet that Union didn't even give a name, just a number. I am callsign: The Fist. My pronouns are she/they and while I love women, I enjoy fighting a lot more. That's an open invitation to you strong ladies to hit me up by the way. The depressed looking one with blue hair is callsign: Metal_Star. Its pronouns are it/its and it seems to enjoy combat just as much as I do. That girl with fox tails and fox ears working on her mech is callsign: Lunar Fox. Her pronouns are she/her and she is definitely new to this mercenary business. I intend to help her learn the basics, like aiming for the weak points of an enemy mech without being afraid of a stray shot piercing the enemy cockpit.

my dad was looking for sprinkler heads that got buried during the winter with a metal detector that i bought in 5th grade and i didnt have the heart to tell him that it probably didnt work so i was watching him though my window and i saw him pick up what looked like a clump of dirt and i was like “oh it does work” and then i look closer and its a rabbit. my dad found a rabbit with a metal detector that doesnt work. 

attempting to join the transfem mecha corps and during the interview they keep asking about my kinks and shit to figure out if i should be a pilot or a handler and eventually i admit i'm just here to fuck the mechs and am not really interested in being a 24/7 domme or sub and the interviewer simply nods and says the engineering bay is that way

welcome to the crab, shadow.

How gay is your girlfriends?

They are very gay. Ultra lesbians if you will.