We Are Team Solar Midnight

so ffxiv has this beloved meme

and a cn player actually put this to the test (thankfully with homemade ballistic gel, NOT with their actual butthole) and they even [ documented it here ] and i can't stop laughing

thinking about a parallel universe where furries with big useless bappy paws exist IRL, but so does that one dumbass apple mouse that has no buttons, a charging port on the bottom, and a shape that is extremely uncomfortable to use if you have normal adult human hands

piplup grain entrapment

God, why didn't anyone tell me that DMing an RPG would cause me so much Psychic damage! I just wanna spill the story, I just wanna tell it all right here and now!! What do you mean I have to wait a week to progress the story!!!

“No no you’re not getting it, Kinkade’s cameras don’t “become my eyes” when we establish a link. It’s just that after we link I have cameras. They’re not “Kinkade’s cameras” anymore they’re a part of me, or I guess us. The us that we become once we link. That’s why it’s so easy for me to actually use my cameras and keep anything from sneaking up on me, they’re just another part of me. They aren’t eyes because I have those and they’re different, using the cameras doesn’t feel like using my eyes it feels like something different because it’s a different thing. Look you don’t have to understand, Kinkade gets me.”

“Whatever, I still think its weird you named your mech.”

“I didn’t name him, Kinkade introduced himself when we linked.”

“Whatever man”

me being a dom is lowkey the plot twist of all time

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

its like a gacha pull talking to my plural wife i might get the one who usually fronts but there are the rarer ones also . dormant ones would be a legendary but i havent seen those