I Swear To God I Am Going To (remembers Nothing) (stares Directly At The Fucking

when I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

one time people started theorizing that remus was a werewolf and were waiting for the next full moon to see if he disappears. lily stole polyjuice from slughorn’s office, pretended to be remus, and caused a whole scene the night of the full moon to make sure everyone saw “him”

Do you think Regulus cried out “Sirius” instead of “Mum” when he got injured as a child?

follow-up question: Do you think he did it again out of reflex as he was dying?

jegulus telling sirius they are dating on april fools day and he laughed because haha nice joke prongs and then the next day they are still holding hands and kissing

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

When James and Lily go on their first date, Lily doesn't quite understand why James is absolutely livid that a stray dog is following them around Hogsmeade.

To make the day even sweeter I’ll be gifted a Sirius Black cosplay. (Yes, the tie is second hand. I bought it months back for my Remus cosplay).

So on my birthday, on the fifth of May, expect me to post disgusting cosplay photos

GUYS MY BIRTHDAY IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK. BIRTHDAYYYYY 🎉

Guys can someone be my friend. I fear I’m a lonely little loser who can’t go outside alone due to my crippling anxiety.

I SWEAR I’M COOL. I’M COOL AS SHIT, PLEASEEE.

I’m 18, male and have an unhealthy obsession with gay dead wizards (the marauders). That’s all a guy needs I swear.

Regarding the recent transmisogynistic ruling in the UK, I think it's time to name and shame the crusty cunts who voted to remove protections for trans women as women in the Equalities Act.

May they never know a day of peace for the rest of their disgusting, hateful lives.

If you're in the UK, make sure to show up to protests in the coming days, email your MPs urging them to oppose the ruling and call for it to be escalated to the ECHR, and be there for trans folks around you who are likely to be going through a rough time right now.