sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take
sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK
remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF
i think you shouldn’t be allowed to relate to certain characters if you don’t meet the right requirements. like you can’t be sirius black if you get along with both of your parents. you can’t be lily evans if you didn’t get a perfect grade in chemistry. you can’t be james potter if you keep getting kicked from friend groups. you can’t be barty crouch jr if you haven’t done hard drugs.
like there are rules people…. come on!
stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak
twelve years of it, in azkaban.
This has made me feel very complex emotions.
I say all of this with love in my heart, but I cannot tell if I want to propose and promise my soul to you eternally or grab a blunt object and start swinging.
But y’know mostly stunned by the talent 😻
an edit i made 😛😛
it's fingers in his wound wednesday
inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10
Well well well if it isn’t Wolfy McWolf
marlene & mary have their first kiss drunk in someone's basement they wake up hungover confused. so they kiss again just to see how it feels. & they never stop
characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough
characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone
being hyperfixated on the marauders but not even remotely invested in taylor swift is a battle only given to god's strongest soldiers