Upon Hearing The News About JK Rowling "trying To Protect Real Women, Especially The Lesbians" From The

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Save me regulus black REGULUS BLACK SAVE ME (click for better quality)

Negative bonus points caused by the rare and wondrous father

- Since I held onto his arm with both my hands it gave him the opportunity to fling me around like a whip. He took this opportunity three times before concluding that my hips must’ve been acting up.

- There is nowhere to sit in this god forsaken coastal town. The only bench I did have a chance to sit on quite literally had a guard dog. I am now sat on the concrete, my ass is cold.

- And after I stand up again I’ll have to walk back to the car with the mistake I made, aka buying four bottles of flavoured water at Iceland. I am. Not excited to try balance that weight so my shoulders don’t get messed up as well.

I DAMNED MYSELF IM ON THE MOVE AGAIN

A day on the town!!!

My dad is being used as my walking aid. I am. In so much pain. Everything from the neck below feels numb. I feel like a pot of boiling water.

Someone save me I need a bed.

The Black brothers getting so incredibly high before a family event they’re being forced to go to. Everyone is just so confused bc suddenly Regulus is acting out like Sirius would and Sirius is in a corner zoning out like Regulus normally does

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

To any JKR supporters left after she not only bribed the Supreme Court to pass a law riddled with blatant transphobia but actually succeeded in getting that law passed?

Trust that you will be dealt with. I will personally invite myself into your abode and go absolutely mad. Apeshit even. Trust that I will gnaw your face off.

After all, I have nothing against biting chunks off a bigot if their views ruin the safety of my country.

If you give that filth any sort of money, e.g purchasing films, books, merchandise and watching the new series. Trust that you will be dealt with.

- xoxo, merakiitills

Was I physically ill for eating more than one meal today? Yes, yes I was. Will I take that as a sign to not stuff my face again?

No. I absolutely will not. My shrunk stomach can feel froggy and leap, because I’m going to make a toast tower, and I will devour it.

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s