The Bitches Traumatized By Saltburn Would Never Survive The Fics In My Ao3 History

artist : @star_ry_eyed

Sirius and Reg from «Black Friday» where they swap bodies and more experiments with style :)

I just know Peter Pettigrew goes crazy for Ferrero Rocher

Based on my bomb ass survival skills I told myself I’d never return to the trench that is tumblr. But obviously I am in this trench, cause I’m typing this up. Two years of using it and I’m still crawling back to this website like a needy ex.

cinnamon bread recipe

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

As a Christian who’s LGBTQ+ I am so tired of people using their religions as an excuse for hatred and bigotry. ‘Oh uhm uhm uhm the bible said uhm uhm’

SILENCE WENCH. Religion isn’t about the literature, it’s about the lessons it teaches you. Christianity teaches you to be mindful of others, not to judge people based on what they can’t change but most of all it preaches acceptance. By being a homophobic, transphobic, racist asshole you are not preaching that acceptance.

You’re just being a terrible human being and using something that’s meant to comfort and bring people together as an excuse.

sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take

sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK

remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF

one time people started theorizing that remus was a werewolf and were waiting for the next full moon to see if he disappears. lily stole polyjuice from slughorn’s office, pretended to be remus, and caused a whole scene the night of the full moon to make sure everyone saw “him”