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Advice for pet owners from an RVT

- Please be honest with us. We aren't going to report you to the police because your dog got into your stash. We need to know if your cat's wound happened two days ago or two hours ago. Just tell us what happened.

- VACCINATE YOUR PETS. We don't care about your stances on human vaccines. Your pets NEED theirs. Parvo is one of the worst things a puppy can get, it has a high mortality rate, and it's prevented by vaccinating. Distemper and Rabies are INCURABLE, and ONLY prevented by vaccines. Vaccinate your pets, even if they are indoor only.

- Your dog is not a wolf. It does not need a grain-free diet. Dogs have evolved to digest carbs and grains alongside us. Grain-free diets have been linked to causing a heart condition called DCM (dilated cardiomyopathy) and we are seeing more and more cases of it in younger and younger dogs. My clinic personally had 3 cases in the last two weeks, and it is a horrible thing to see.

- Spay and neuter your pets if you aren't going to breed them. If you are, do NOT breed before they're at least 1.5 years old. Two years is better.

- Besides altering your pet, leave the rest of their body parts alone. Your dog prefers having their ears and tail. Your cat needs their claws. Declawing is cruel and banned in many places, and ear cropping/tail docking isn't far behind.

- STOP LISTENING TO YOUR BREEDER INSTEAD OF YOUR VET.

- Retractable leashes are literally garbage and should be banned.

- Keep your pet on a leash or in a carrier when you bring them to the clinic! Do not carry your angry cat inside in your arms!!

- Cats do not do things out of spite. Your cat does not pee outside of the litter because it's angry. It's probably stressed, or is having urinary issues.

- Stop being rude to the vet staff. We have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession, and it's only getting worse. We have enough to deal with without you reaming us out because Fluffy needs their nails trimmed TODAY and we're booked up for 3 weeks.

- Stop scruffing your cats. Its an outdated form of restraint and it is physically painful.

- Train your dogs. Bad behaviours are 90% boredom and bad habits. Spend time with your dogs.

- Again. Please be nice to the vet staff. We're doing our best to help your pets. We're overworked, exhausted, underpaid and underappreciated. We are tired. Be gentle and be kind.

- IF YOUR PET BITES, JUST TELL ME IT DOES. I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU. I JUST WANT TO NOT GET BIT.

So..I did a thing…looks better in picture than in real life

(Was trying to reblog this from @squibstress’s reblog but tumblr’s not letting me reblog. So I’m trying it this way.)

Poor Mother finding her husband like this. RIP Canon Dad. (Yeesh this has ruined my happy morning but I adore it all the same)

Ok…I think I have my first male fictional crush…Remus from Crazy Fun Park..

(Cropped from the main photo, there isn’t a fandom really so not many photos bar the promotional stuff)

I need to vent this somewhere so I guess it’s gonna be here. Seeing everyone’s Unus Annus tributes is making me feel even worse for missing it.

I was messaging my then new girlfriend and she was watching the final video and sent me a photo. I had never seen Mark before it and just asked what it was about. She explained the general idea of it being over a year and then deleted.

I was like “eh” and didn’t think much of it until I soon after started watching Mark and really became part of the community. Now, I’m just constantly kicking myself the more I’m discovering exactly what I missed out on.

Why on earth could I not have found these guys a year earlier? I’m not telling people to stop celebrating it, it looked AWESOME (and that’s an understatement) Hope everyone who did see it isn’t TOO sad that it’s over and has great memories forever.

(Not to mention all the missed Amyplier moments)

Can someone explain to me when the marauders stan started getting so delusional, at what point did they create their alternate reality? I have seen that they ship James and regulus, dorcas and lily... but they see it as canon and I am like ¿? Do they know that regulus and dorcas are barely mentioned?

At what point would the marauders have female friends if they were a very selective and closed group, it was noticeable that they were a very selective group and mainly spent time with each other, especially Sirius and James.

They were privileged white boys (except by Remus) who clearly didn't care about others and played pranks on everyone because its funny, James used to spells anyone for fun in the hallways, why would they be interested in being feminists or gay rights activists?.

And at the moment snape bullyng the marauders with his death eaters besties?

It doesn't make sense

Harry’s glorification of Sirius in the books completely irks me, I’m sorry.

Like I know his misunderstanding of Snape is completely 10000% Snape’s own fault okay but like. To have someone who does so much more for Harry than Sirius ever does have his motives hidden most of the narrative and for there to be no closure there is soooo frustrating to me. Like even after finding out Sirius is an asshole to Kreacher and a bully to Snape he just overlooks it completely and Snape is the devil even after Harry finds out he went to look for Harry and tried to save Sirius!

It’s understandable considering his upbringing but it’s maddening to me because NO ONE understands or listens to Snape AT ALL and I hate it

Can Lunarry/Huna shippers please reblog this post, so we can all find each-other?

Cute idea: Amy creating personal mugs for all the egos.