Percival: What Movie Is This?

Ah yes.  Me.  My beloved.  And his 500-pound, fire-breathing dragon

Agravaine: *walking into the council room* “Hey, how’s everyone do-”

Merlin: *starts growling menacingly*

Agravaine: *screaming* “GeT yO fUcKinG dOg bItCH!”

Arthur: It don’t bite

Agravaine: yes iT DO!!!

arthur: where’s my idiot manservant?

arthur: *clears throat, cups hands over mouth like a megaphone*

arthur: NECKSCARVES SALE BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF

merlin: *from the other side of the fucking forest let’s be real here* diD SOMEONE SAY NECKSCARVES

arthur: found him

Morgana: why can't you leave me alone? what did i ever do to you?

Merlin, as Emrys: you tried to kill me and destroy camelot.

Morgana:

Morgana: apart from that.

"Who is Arthur's best and most trusted friend?"

Arthur: I don’t have friends, I can’t afford to as crown prince. As for trust, I of course have complete faith in my knights. Thats all. Nobody else. Nope.

Merlin: Probably himself, the egotistical prat.

Morgana: Merlin, though Arthur won’t ever admit it.

Gwen: Merlin.

Leon: Merlin, who is well deserved of Arthur’s trust.

Gwaine: Merlin.

Elyan, Percival and Lancelot: Merlin.

Mordred: Merlin. Like, super intense friendship there, I don’t know if its healthy.

Gaius: Merlin.

Hunith: Merlin.

Camelot: Merlin.

Kilgharrah: The other half of the coin.

Morgause: Merlin.

Uther: Without a doubt that idiot serving boy. Marvin? Mertin? Merlin that’s it. Far too close for a servant but he has proven himself a loyal ally against magic.

My Father? He was a Dragonlord? Why did no one ever tell me?!

I wanted to. Your mother feared it would be too dangerous.

Lancelot: I told you to stop doing that with the knives

Gwaine, with knives strapped to his hand: but Wolverine has-

Lancelot: I said stop.

Arthur: Oh please, Melin, I’m a prince. So I was born with a certain sense of direction.

Arthur:

Arthur: Now, where are we?