Messedupcookiejar - Alex/MiScha

Tomura randomly asking Dabi for an "inspirational titty pic" because Dabi flaunts them out for everyone to see anyway. His outfits get sluttier with every season so that Tomura can gaze upon the goodies more often.

would you like a nice glass of

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

She's an icon

Headcannon: Whenever Tomura and Dabi and Tomura get more romantic, there is the one moment where the universe stops tland they look at each other. The only question in the air is:

Will this be so sugar sweet that they'll cringe the next day and never talk about it ever again, burying the moment in the deepest depths of their memories right next to the parental trauma? And regret losing their badboy images to something so stupid and embarrassing they would love to drown themselves in their own saliva, tears, and shame.

Or will this go absolutely sexually down bad. Where there is no difference between them existing and a pair of rabbits in heat going at it as if they were both half sonics. And do such unspeakable things that Jesus would have thought another minute about sacrificing himself. Where they have to wonder if their bed looks too much like a murder scene and they would both be victims and abusers.

Tomura, waking up in the hospital: You’re holding my hand.

Dabi: Yeah, I told them we’re married so that you don’t testify against me in court. Look, I even got you a ring.

Tomura: So you want us to fake being married?

Dabi: No, we’re real married. I forged your signature.

Tomura: …

Dabi: Your heart rate monitor is really going wild there boss.

Love in every form 🦈🐟

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This man can't be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.