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6 months ago

I can see that, honestly. I mean my own snake is clueless as fuck. I think Dabi too would try to climb up the tree in the most stupid and impossible way, and when he falls down, he sulks for a few moments before doing the same stupid thing again. And also hate water. Hate water a lot, he would despise the rain or even his water dish. He doesn't need water, he tells himself until he is so dehydrated he soaks his entire head into the dish to drink.

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9 months ago

You WILL do random stuff around the house or office and then pause because you just had the greatest idea for a plottwist or plot idea and skedaddle to a notebook to write it down quickly.

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended


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1 year ago

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

9 months ago

Dabi: You like me? For my personality?

Shigaraki: I know. I was surprised too.

1 year ago

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

1 year ago
All of the images except for the last are set on a white background. The only thing in each image is Crowley as some species of snake and a speech bubble coming from Aziraphale who is off screen.   Image #1 - Aziraphale: "I'm sorry you're bored Crowley, but glaring isn't going to make me shelve books any faster." Crowley is in his typical snake form (red-bellied black snake) and curled up. He looks very grumpy and his tongue is hanging out. He's glaring in the direction of Aziraphale.
Image #2 - Aziraphale: "Nor will staring."  Crowley is a bluntheaded tree snake. He's close up and staring at the viewer with enormous bug eyes that are pointing in the opposite direction. His tongue hangs out limply and he looks quite dumb.
Image #3 - Aziraphale: "Or playing dead." Crowley is an eastern hognose snake. He is curled up on his back with his tongue hanging out dramatically like hognose snakes do to protect themselves. His eyes have little "Xs" on them.
Image #4 - Aziraphale: "...Good lord." Crowley is an arabian sand boa which is what a snake might look like if you asked a child to draw you a snake. They are the same width for their length of their entire bodies and their eyes are very small and sit on top of their heads and point in opposite directions. Crowley is staring blankly at nothing.
Image #5 - Aziraphale: "CROWLEY! That egg is for my breakfast!" Crowley is an African egg eating snake. He has his jaw completely unhinged and has an entire egg in his mouth. His head is almost a perfect circle. His expression is a combination of stubborn defiance and sheer stupidity. His eyes are angry looking but his pupils are pointed in complete  opposite directions which lessens the effect.
Image #6 - Aziraphale: "Are you pleased with yourself? Well guess what Mister - " Crowley is still an African egg eater. He has finished eating the egg and is laying on his side with the massive egg in his stomach. He looks very smug and pleased. His head is resting on the ground and his tongue hangs out limply.
Image #7 - Closeup shot of the front steps of the bookshop. There is a carboard box with holes in it on the steps. Aziraphale has written: "Free! To a loving home. <3" and Muriel has drawn a cute little snake on the box and written "by Muriel!"  Crowley is inside the box and he is now an eastern diamondback rattlesnake. The only parts of him that are visible are his two yellow eyes, each peering through a hole and his tail which is coming through a third hole. His tail is raised and he is shaking his rattle menacingly.

What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍

In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.

Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.

Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

Also -

You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?

What If Crowley Could Change His Species Of Snake At Will? 🐍
What If Crowley Could Change His Species Of Snake At Will? 🐍

This is that moment for me.

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messedupcookiejar - Alex/MiScha
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Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)

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