Yes, I Am A Straight Man. Yes, Getting The Shit Beat Out Of Me In An All-male Mosh Pit Is An Erotic Experience

I will get you home

me when it’s “not appropriate” to ask if my friend wants their problem personified to “disappear”

more fionna cause i wanted her to be like this im sorry

me reading my happy little bedtime stories

meeee

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

So when trans people take chemicals that radically change their body in order to live happier and freer lives it’s fine. but when I, Henry Jekyll—