Me Reading My Happy Little Bedtime Stories

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

"An old professor of mine had this great thing. He said "On the level of individuals and civilization, personality predates ideology." Meaning that before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." -Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2

I will get you home

do you understand my vision,, the sliding scale of horror musicals,,,

the fuck you guy

penny and gumball are a t4t couple i don’t make the rules

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

me when it’s “not appropriate” to ask if my friend wants their problem personified to “disappear”