Metalweaver - Untitled

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

me when it’s “not appropriate” to ask if my friend wants their problem personified to “disappear”

Chapter 9: Dr. Lanyon's Narrative

I've had this meme template sitting on my computer for nearly 2 years and suddenly had divine inspiration strike

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

that sneaky little fucker is all i’ve been thinking about today

Husk went from bummed out from thinking about all the wrong choices he made

to "I just came up with a musical number that will cheer you up" real quick

I will get you home

everyone talks big game about rigor mortis but i rarely see even a passing mention of the other morti. fake death fans can't even name three of their albums smh.

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

nice art you have there…

trails finger along table

would be a shame if something happened to it..

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

the fuck you guy