Everyone Talks Big Game About Rigor Mortis But I Rarely See Even A Passing Mention Of The Other Morti.

the fuck you guy

me when it’s “not appropriate” to ask if my friend wants their problem personified to “disappear”

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

more fionna cause i wanted her to be like this im sorry

Chapter 9: Dr. Lanyon's Narrative

I've had this meme template sitting on my computer for nearly 2 years and suddenly had divine inspiration strike

I will get you home

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.