The Thing About Reclaiming Slurs Is That Once You've Been Affectionally Called 'faggot' By Friends, Loved

more fionna cause i wanted her to be like this im sorry

Fellas, is it gay to live inside another man forever with Satan himself by my side?

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

I will get you home

me reading my happy little bedtime stories

meeee

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.