STILL HORNY ON MAIN FOR THE DRIFTER

I feel so loved

Seriously thank you to anyone who reads, literally anything, I write. It's super awesome and I love each and every one of you. So thank you from the very bottom of my heart 

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

IF YOU SHIP MARCO x JEAN PLS REBLOG, I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR YOU

Paranormal activity caught on camera

Vine by: David Lopez

The Best Thing Happened at Work

So I was running the self checkouts at the store I work at and a family was having trouble with their coupons. I went over to help and the older of the two kids, he's about four or five, was in my way. I said something like "Watch out buddy" and he moved over. His grandmother was at the machine and she said "Watch out honey the lady needs to get in here to help us." I log into the machine and start helping them and I hear this from behind me. "That's not a lady" I lost it. I was doubled over on the machine trying to regain my composure. Apparently the kid wasn't used to girls wearing glasses so he assumed it was a boy thing. My short hair probably doesn't help. I honestly have no issue when little kids say stuff like that, they don't know any better and honestly it's adorable. If you're going to have short hair you need to have a pretty high level of tolerance for this kind of stuff. 

And for all y'all who don't know me this is what I look like. I don't blame the kid in all honesty 

The users of tumblr all turn their heads in unison. What is that sound? That music, playing in the distance, growing louder as if it draws nearer. The sound of tires grating against the ground meshes with the music, the noise of bullets being fired through the air.

They can feel it. They can feel it against the ground, rumbling like an earthquake- or, possibly, just poor driving skills- and they gulp in unison.

They’re here.

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